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to quote my favourite character: ngk
I hope i get my wording and point across properly enough but Aziraphale being sometimes mean to Crowley in season 1 and 2 works. The reason it works is because while Aziraphale tends to be more soft and nurturing, he can also be, in Crowley's words: "just a little bit of a bastard worth knowing."
He isn't mean to Crowley in a way that is inherently malicious. Aziraphale expresses frustration and anger safely around someone who he knows won't judge him for it.
He can't be expressively rude to the archangels, and even if he could, being overtly rude is not precisely in his nature. But he also can't express disappointment or literally any emotion besides begrudging toleration around said angels.
Aziraphale represses a lot of emotions, so when thoes emotions bubble up, they always explode towards Crowley's direction. But most times the emotions he is trying to express come off wrong.
It's an accumulation of his inner frustrations, his repressed disdain and anger towards heaven, his responsibility to do good...all of these manifest when he gets in conflict about where his relationship with Crowley stands.
Because well, Crowley represents half of these inner feelings to Aziraphale + Crowley allows Aziraphale to express himself in a way that makes the angel feel safe.
And Aziraphale sometimes spills things out that he didn't mean, weather it be some parts of indoctrination ideals he holds about heaven, some sort of deflection, a cry for help and as previously stated, he feels secure enough to express his suppressed emotions around Crowley.
He just ends up wording it wrong because centuries of hiding makes it dificult to fully encapsulate how he feels about certain things in a way that doesn't come off as rash or impulsive.
And it's not like Crowley is Aziraphale's punching bag. Aziraphale doesn't enjoy hurting Crowley.
I mean, look at Aziraphale's face after he said that there isn't any "our side". And him and Crowley can't work together anymore. Does this look like someone who genuinely believes that?
And this is Aziraphale's face after "forgiving" Crowley. Now the context behind this is different, Crowley hurt him too so the angel, in his way, returned it. But the moment Crowley actually leaves, he sits with the hurt. Because Aziraphale in that scene had been downright expressing how much he needed Crowley, just for the demon to (rightfully) misinterpret all of it and leave.
Back to my original point, Aziraphale being sometimes cruel to Crowley works wonders in the show because there is so much context that provides insight on why he does this.
And this behavior stems from so many different things, but the one that it connects to at the end is his relationship with Crowley.
So why am I touching on this subject? Because season 3 doesn't even seem interested in exploring any of this, which makes absolutely no sense to me.
Season 2 goes out of its way to establish that both Aziraphale and Crowley are terrible communicators. Crowley avoids vulnerability until he's backed into a corner, and Aziraphale buries his feelings so deeply that when they finally surface, they often come out wrong. Their inability to say what they actually mean is one of the biggest recurring sources of conflict in their relationship.
Yet GO3 does not addresses this aspect of Aziraphale's character at all. It ignores a communication problem that has been consistently present since the beginning of the show and that played a major role in the ending of season 2.
In addition to that, the story introduces an entirely new set of relationship issues that were never properly established beforehand and, arguably, shouldn't even exist in the first place. Rather than examining the flaws that have always been there.
Instead of exploring Aziraphale's tendency to say hurtful things when he's scared or emotionally overwhelmed, the story seems to recast those moments as evidence of a deeper moral failing on his part.
The problem is that this shifts the dynamic in a way that feels fundamentally different from the first two seasons.
Previously, Aziraphale was often the meanest of the two when they are in conflict. I'm not saying that he was cruel, but because centuries of repression and conflicting loyalties would sometimes spill out in the form of poorly chosen words. The narrative provided context for those moments and treated them as character flaws to be understood rather than proof that he was fundamentally in the wrong.
In GO3, however, that complexity largely disappears. Aziraphale's mistakes are emphasized and revisited repeatedly, while Crowley's increasingly harsh treatment of him is often framed as understandable, justified, or even deserved.
As a result, the relationship begins to feel strangely lopsided. The story increasingly positions Aziraphale as the primary source of the problem and Crowley as the injured party reacting to it.
And that's a significant departure from the dynamic that had been established previously.
To illustrate what I mean, let's go through some specific examples from GO3:
1. Crowley's need to twist the knife over and over.
First of all, I don't think Crowley is above being cruel. He's absolutely capable of saying things that hurt when he's angry, frustrated, or scared.
But throughout the series, he's also shown a tendency to be careful with his words when it comes to Aziraphale.
Crowley tends to direct conflict with blunt truths that Aziraphale tries so hard to deny. Even when they're arguing, there's usually a restraint there, a sense that he's trying not to wound him more than necessary.
Crowley is loudly gentle; even when Aziraphale is being stubborn, Crowley usually approaches him with a surprising amount of patience.
And honestly, I don't think Crowley being rude to Aziraphale after the fallout in Season 2 is inherently out of character. If anything, some bitterness, distance, or sharpness would be a perfectly natural response to having his heart broken.
The problem wasn't that he was upset or that he lashed out. The problem was how it was handled. There's a difference between Crowley expressing genuine hurt and Crowley saying things that feel designed purely for the sake of drama.
His anger has always come from a place of caring too much, not from suddenly wanting to tear Aziraphale apart.
For example, the scene in go3 where Aziraphale explains that one of the reasons he went up to heaven was because he didn't want Earth to be destroyed. And Crowley says something along the lines of, "well how did that work out for you?"
And then the camera pans to Aziraphale's face. He looks devastated. The angel is already carrying the weight of a failed plan, the guilt of knowing people got hurt, and the stress of trying to fix an impossible situation. Crowley can see all of that.
And Crowley even takes a moment to look at him. When I first watched the scene, I genuinely thought, "Awh, okay. He realized he went too far."
Because that's usually how these moments go with him. Crowley says something sharp, sees the effect it has on Aziraphale, and then you can practically watch the regret set in. Even if he doesn't apologize outright, there's normally some attempt to soften the impact or redirect the conversation.
But nope. He just lets Aziraphale sit with it.
And honestly, I was willing to go along with it at first. I thought, okay, Crowley is still carrying a lot of unresolved pain from Season 2. Maybe this is the low point of his arc. Maybe he'll gain more perspective later. Maybe once he understands why Aziraphale made that choice, we'll get a moment where he acknowledges that things weren't as simple as "Aziraphale chose Heaven over me."
Because the reality is that Aziraphale's decision has never been that simple. Right or wrong, he genuinely believed he was protecting Earth, protecting humanity, and creating a safer future for him and Crowley. You'd think that would be something Crowley, of all people, could eventually understand.
But then... that understanding never truly comes.
It feels like the script wants a dramatic mic-drop moment more than it wants to stay true to how Crowley typically treats Aziraphale.
Because Crowley's defining trait has never been cruelty. It's care.
Even at his angriest, even when he's frustrated enough to storm off, even when he's convinced Aziraphale is making a terrible decision, there's usually an underlying concern for how that decision will affect him.
That's what makes moments like "You idiot, we could have been us" so devastating. Crowley is angry, yes, but the anger exists because he's heartbroken.
In GO3, however, the hurt often feels disconnected from the love that is supposed to be motivating it. Instead of seeing a Crowley who is struggling with betrayal, grief, and disappointment, we frequently get a Crowley who seems content to keep twisting the knife long after the point has been made.
If the goal was to show Crowley processing the fallout from Season 2, then where is the conflict? Where is the internal struggle between wanting to protect himself and still loving Aziraphale? Where is the realization that Aziraphale's decision wasn't solely about Heaven, but also about his desperate need to protect Earth and the people living on it?
And yes, I know Aziraphale later on admits to Crowley, "I choose heaven because of you", but after that the only acknowledgment we get from Crowley is a somber look and then later on a bregudging acceptence to forgive Aziraphale.
Yet the revelation barely changes anything. Crowley gives him a somber look, and later on throughout the film offers a begrudging acceptance that ultimately amounts to, "Fine, I forgive you."
2. Now about that wierdly almost-coerced apology scene...
That scene is so weird to me. Aziraphale can be incredibly stubborn, but I don't buy that he'd reduce the entire Season 2 fallout to a simple mistake and then pressure Crowley into accepting an apology for it.
And Crowley struggling to forgive Aziraphale? Sure, I can see that happening. However, forgiveness was never the part of the conflict that interested me. Both of them understanding each other was.
Crowley's hurt makes sense, his reluctance to forgive makes sense. What doesn't make sense is how little attention is given to whether he actually understands Aziraphale's perspective by the end of it all.
Because the central issue was never simply that Aziraphale hurt Crowley. The central issue was that they walked away from the same conversation with completely different interpretations of what had happened.
Whether either of them was right is almost beside the point. The emotional payoff should have come from finally bridging that gap in understanding, not from treating the situation as though Aziraphale committed a straightforward wrong that Crowley eventually decided to forgive.
Their conflict was messy, complicated, and deeply rooted in who they are as characters. Reducing it to an apology and a reluctant forgiveness feels like flattening one of the most interesting relationship dynamics the show had spent two seasons building.
The show skips straight to the conclusion without doing the work in the middle. And even if they were under time restraints, I don't think that's a particularly strong excuse.
Because the missing piece isn't some massive subplot that would have required hours of screentime. It's a conversation. It's reflection. It's allowing the characters to genuinely engage with each other's perspectives before arriving at forgiveness.
3. Crowley just overall, not caring much about Aziraphale being hurt, he doesn't defend him or offer him any comfort throughout the whole thing.
I think people have mentioned this before, but I still cannot stand Crowley's lack of defense when God put Aziraphale down.
You cannot tell me that hearing God list off all of Aziraphale's supposed flaws didn't hurt him. Aziraphale has spent centuries trying to live up to impossible expectations. He constantly worries about doing the right thing, being good enough, and failing the people he's trying to help. So having the literal voice of authority single out all of his perceived shortcomings hurt him. And you can see it in his face !!
And Crowley who was famously known for this:
He literally would not care for anyone, including God, belittle Aziraphale in such a cruel and personal way without saying something.
But instead we get...whatever this means:
He just stands there ominously, letting Aziraphale be picked apart and belittled.
Not only does he fail to defend him, but the scene is framed in a way that makes his silence feel almost intentional, as if we're supposed to see it as justified or deserved.
Which should not be the case at all, Aziraphale has done so much good.
He was willing to lie to God in order to protect humanity, he covered Crowley with his wing in the rain long before they were friends.
Aziraphale isn't perfect, he can be stubborn, rash and repressed. But he's also one of the kindest characters in the entire show.
And if there's one person who should remember those virtues, it's Crowley. He's the one who knows Aziraphale in a level that apparently, not even God does.
So the idea that Crowley would stand there silently while Aziraphale is reduced to a list of shortcomings feels as if the story forgot who Aziraphale is—and who Crowley knows him to be.
3. Aziraphale framing Crowley as the best of all the angels whatever.
This scene frames Crowley as the righteous one in such a wierd way because then Aziraphale says the whole "You were the best of angel" speech (which i hate, but i have already written an extensive post about why.)
But there's one part of the speech that infurates me so much.
Aziraphale??? A character in God's book????
So let me get this straight... *looks at notes*
The first angel to lie to God because he couldn't bear to see humanity suffer.
The angel who gave away his flaming sword to protect Adam and Eve.
The angel who spent six thousand years questioning Heaven's decisions while still desperately trying to do the right thing.
The angel who teamed up with a demon to stop Armageddon.
The angel who repeatedly chose people over rules, compassion over obedience, and mercy over blind loyalty.
The angel who risked everything to save the world and the demon he loves deeply in his heart.
....That's meant to be a character in God's book?? Someone who constantly defied her original plans???
Aziraphale, honey, my sweet baby, WHO THE FUCK IS "WE"??
The whole emotional journey Aziraphale has been having since season 1 was to question his position in heaven. Every major step in his story pushes him further away from blind loyalty and closer to making his own moral choices.
He has always asked questions, since the very beggining.
Crowley wasn't the only one who genuienly believed there was a sensible purpose to it all. Aziraphale believes that too. That's why he helped stop the destruction of earth, that's why Aziraphale enjoys reading books, sipping hot cocoa and spending time with Crowley.
Aziraphale questioned heaven from the moment he gave away his flaming sword to protect Adam and Eve. That's what set him apart from other angels.
So when the narrative seems determined to position Crowley as uniquely enlightened while reducing Aziraphale to someone who simply failed to see what was right in front of him, it feels like it misunderstands what made their dynamic special in the first place.
The entire point was that both of them learned to question the roles they were given. Not just Crowley. Not just Aziraphale. Both.
4. Aziraphale finally choosing Crowley, just for Crowley to be like: "aight no, fuck that, let's kill ourselves !!"
What do you mean we go from this...
this....
and this....
to this....????
Crowley...touch your nose if this is really you. Blink twice if you need help.
i have no words that can even begin to explain how much of a dumb choice this was. Crowley, who would always fight tooth and nail for Aziraphale, for a future with him that he always longed for. He gave up THIS easily?
idk who this is but that ain't MY Crowley and it certainly isn't Aziraphale's Crowley.
Crowley who crashed out when he thought Aziraphale had died back in season 1?? who rushed into a burning bookshop screaming, crying and getting depresingly drunk because he believed that Aziraphale was killed...he would willingly commit suicide and drag Aziraphale into this choice?? He would willingly LET Aziraphale die??? he would ontop of that just give up on everything he fought for???
EXCUSE....ME???? wtf did they do to my Crowley... who is this strange off-putting martyr no one asked for???
PLUS !!! Aziraphale didn't truly get a say on this choice, not really.
He didn't want to give Crowley up, his emotional journey got absolutely demolished by this wierd self sacrificial act that Crowley chose for both of them.
there was many ways to go around this choice, you have God at your disposal and you choose to kill yourselves and create a new universe??? LAMEEEEEEEE
And well...
Thats it folks because if i keep going i fear i will never stfu. Go3 mischaracterized my sweet angel and demon. They massacred my boys—and not even because they evaporated or whatever, but because they stripped away the nuance that made them special and called it character development.
Anyway, If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner aggressively pretending that Crowley's nightmare theory is canon !!!
It would be one thing if they were portrayed as world weary. As tired of existing from day to day for over 6000 years. As saddened by generations of humans coming and going. As ready for (and deserving of) a rest.
But! They LOVE the world! The restaurants! The wine! The ephemeral but fascinating people! Snuff boxes, the theater, ducks! The amazing (and maddening) new things people invent! 6000 years and still so much left to learn, do, and say.
This is why it hurts so much.
Okay so with there being no actual evidence this specific ending was planned by Terry Pratchett (known freak and liar Neil Gaiman just saying shit doesn’t count)—with a Pratchett biographer saying TP and NG never actually sat down and wrote anything for a sequel plot, pointing out that the TP estate has no writing credits for the finale, suggesting executive producer Rob Wilkins disliked the finale, and saying he believed the cottage ending was planned by Pratchett but NOT for them to be different people, plus the finale literally erasing the entire book and rendering it pointless, everyone dying contradicting attitudes from Pratchett himself about reversing deaths in gomens, and David Tennant outright saying the ending wasn’t everything he wanted, I think we can all disregard that finale as bad fan fiction and stick to the canonical ending of the book/s1 instead lol. I’ve been saying this for a couple weeks now, but it helps that it seems like everyone involved but Gaiman hated this
All of this. Beautiful summary. If virtually every single person involved except NG was against this, why should we accept it as true??? I think I’m finally starting to get over this by reminding myself how much power we have as fans. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the only difference between canon and fanfiction is the budget!!! we all know and understand that this wasn’t the ending we should have gotten and this wasn’t the ending we deserved. I have read so many wonderful and loving and moving fanfictions that are so much better than anything NG has ever written. And there are thousands upon thousands of fanfictions, vastly more content than could ever exist in canon! And if fanfiction has moved us this strongly, if the volume of it is that endless, if it celebrates the story and the characters that lovingly, who can tell us that it isn’t real? Who could dare to tell us that it isn’t just as valid, and even more so, than canon is????
We don’t have to accept anything in the finale if we don’t want to. I certainly will not be. This is one person‘s interpretation. And if that person was vengeful and hateful and disrespectful to the characters and story we love, we don’t have to agree with it. This is just another fanfiction on AO3. It’s there for those who want it, but it doesn’t have to be what’s true for all of us.
To summarize:
S1 is canon. S2 and GO3 are Neil Gaiman's fanfiction. Whether or not the ending of GO3 is what Terry Pratchett envisioned is debatable, since he is no longer here to clarify that for us. Fanfiction on AO3 and elsewhere is just as valid as NG's, it just will never be made into a movie. (Which is a shame, as I would love to see a movie version of Factory Settings.)
This one gif sums up, completely, how I best like to think of Crowley and Aziraphale. Which is a little odd, maybe, considering this footage came from between takes, but to me it encompasses them wonderfully. Crowley bringing joy to Aziraphale simply by being there beside him and saying something which seems absurdly silly at the time but will later make the angel see the world in a new light, through Crowley's lenses. Aziraphale's smile and laughter flooding Crowley's chest with the best feeling he's ever known. And, of course, the Bentley.
Can't believe they really killed the eternal and immortal anti-authoritarian gays right before Pride Month 😭😭
Say it with me: IT. IS NOT. ABOUT. THE FUCKING. KISS!!! That’s not why people are mad.
The Ending SUCKS because the WRITING SUCKS.
NO, I don’t find the concept of ‘tHeY FiNd eACh oThEr IN eVerY uNivErSe’ beautiful.
1) Because they don’t. There’s zero evidence that this is a recurring thing, thats 100% fandom copium- and even then they don’t have any of their memories and aren’t the same people. THATS. NOT. THEM. And it never will be because people are the sum of their experiences AND THEIR CHOICES. You don’t take a comedy Christian satire and make the solution some Buddhist-esque reincarnation philosophy that requires an entirely new suspension of disbelief no one signed up for or wanted. That’s shit writing.
2) So not only does the finale spit on every theme it had prior regarding championing human choice as miraculous and the world being worth fighting for in all its flaws as it is- you are going to sit here and tell me that actually they never had any choice at all, so they decided to toss everything down the garbage disposal for the next life. That is, frankly, terrible, and nihilistic, and not at all sensible for this series.
Aziraphale and Crowley are a wonderful love story because they were on opposite sides and they CHOSE each other, and they CHOSE to love humans. They chose to be hedonistic and compassionate and selfish and ‘human’ as they were because they knew how to make choices. Their love has always been THEIR choice.
So how can you tell me that the ending is great because they sacrificed everything for humans to have free choice- which they already had by the way- and then say the ending is beautiful because Aziraphale and Crowley are Predestined to love each other in every reality. How is that not massively hypocritical to the concept they are trying to sell us last minute out of nowhere? Is predestiny not the antithesis of what they asked for by your own definition?!
How is taking their 6000 years of choosing each other over and over again, and summing it down to a deterministic soul bond, more ‘free will’ or beautiful than them literally defying cosmic powers just to stay together and eat dinner at the Ritz on a casual Tuesday?!
People act like their life was just complete suffering, but they were perfectly happy on their own earth. Season 1 left them exactly where they wanted to be!!! Together with the Earth. It was so EASY to circle back to that, all they had to do was write it, and no one would have questioned it because that’s THEM and what they want to be doing. If Adam defied Satan for humanity, why would Jesus Christ- who’d already died once for the salvation of humanity- not tell God to be merciful?! Why not have the humans make the choice, rather than Crowley- which is another hypocritical move because he’s making choices for them just like he’s telling god not to!
How do we have any evidence this new world doesn’t have a god? Trust? In the woman who just destroyed the world after having a casual laugh with Satan? Okay. They didn’t trade their existence for freedom, they traded the apple of knowledge for ignorance.
The fact is, is that the world that championed choice and love was the one they came from, not the one they sacrificed themselves for- because choice and love doesn’t mean there are no complications, it means you take a stand and you do what you want anyways.
This dystopian nightmare of an ending where they let the universe die and don’t know each other was never a thought in anyone’s mind until it came into existence with the most shallow and contrived justifications of all time ten minutes before close, and that’s because it’s out of character nonsense.
And I’m sick of hearing ‘they were always gonna be human’ ‘it was always gonna be this way’ like there was rational grounds for it beforehand. No it wasn’t, and it certainly didn’t need to be. At most it was everyone’s joke of a worst case scenario, and that’s what they decided to give us- probably after a quick google search to find out what would piss everyone off the most.
This was Neil Gaiman and his team of horror writers, who probably didn’t even consider the source material, throwing a temper tantrum and abusing the fandom for liking Terry Pratchett’s divine optimism more than his petty ass. They designed every ridiculous contingency in this horrible script to justify their own mess.
The Ineffable Husbands were fine as they were. Even as a Demon and an Angel they were already ‘human’ enough, THATS what was funny. What the hell is so great about being mortal and not being able to have a free table whenever they want, and having to deal with real world shit like taxes, and homophobia, and Dying?
Enough Dyin’. No Maur DYIN’. It’s it’s-ITS NOT ON!!!
The two were horribly out of character this entire film. All the film did was spit on the world building and take the magic out of it.
Today's hot take is seeing a post that implied Aziraphale and Crowley could only be in a happy relationship outside a world where Heaven and Hell existed. To be fair, I didn't yeet my phone, though it was close.
I want to write something thoughtful but before I do, I need simply say: fuck that noise.
Good Omens is a queer allegory, and if queer people excel at anything it is existing despite the bigotry in the world. We have always been here. We always will be. Despite what religious and corporate over Lords desire. Queer joy is an act of rebellion in our current world, and is one that should be embraced rather than met with the message of the only way we can find happiness is to exist in a perfect world.
Aziraphale and Crowley both know that, too. I cannot believe our guardian angel and demon could co-exist with us for thousands of years and come to the conclusion that utter destruction is the only way to find your joy.
Enjoy the ending if you want. I am happy for you to do so. But don't go spouting destructive nonsense like this is the only path.
Its Pride and our community is worth the fight. And yes, even in oppressive systems you can find your home and your joy, despite what those in power want you to believe. And then we keep working towards a better system, because that is how you make real change.
Even though I’m still highly upset the ending was a human AU we didn’t want, I’ve weirdly only been able to read human AUs right now. Reading them still makes my heart hurt at the moment.
So, in case anyone else is feeling that way, I thought I’d recommend my favorite fic. This one is so incredibly beautiful and moving, I’ve genuinely gone to re-read it several times (including right now). Please give it a read, it’s worth it!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
good omens poster i did a while back bc the movie traumatized the hell out of me
(i keep forgetting to post it😭😭😭)
So a friend and I had some thoughts...
I think thats all of them... 😅😂
These are fantastic😂👏🏼
Sorry for the lack of art lately. Found myself emotionally and creatively drained after the finale. But anyway, I still can't stop thinking about The Hands.
[Please don't reupload my art!]
Look I do. Genuinely. tend to keep most of my hater opinions pretty close to the vest. Because like okay, you liked the thing I think kinda sucked, I don't need to go ringing your doorbell about it. We can agree on that.
But I feel the sleeper-phrase activation in myself whenever I see a take like "um if you didn't like it it's actually because you didn't understand it!!!!" and i have to like. Take a walk around the block before I morph into Ron Swanson.
THISSSSS! I have been posting a lot of my thoughts, but I’ve said in most of my posts that I know there are people who liked it and I’m glad they did. My posts are just my personal opinions. I’m genuinely happy there are people who got what they wanted out of it, even if I disagree.
But I saw a TikTok today of someone basically saying this. Saying “you don’t understand Azirapahle and Crowley like you think you do. You’re not a true fan.”
And honestly, it just pissed me off so much. I’ll admit I’ve said I don’t understand how people liked it, but I’ve NEVER hated on anyone if they did or insulted them or questioned their level of interest/passion in the show. Like, this has honestly been my hyperfixation for going on 4 years now. But I’m not a “true fan” I guess.
I wish people would just, I don’t know, not insult other people just because you don’t like the same things.
Just trying to watch Make Some Noise and this prompt comes up. I can’t get away from them (not that I really want to).
it really is just so funny in a terrible way that in the lead up to this absolute slopfest of a finale, certain players kept feeding this narrative that it was [sparkle noise] for the fans. but didn’t stop to consider that a script written by NG and his two sycophantic buddies was perhaps not the best gift and was instead the storytelling equivalent of chucking a grenade into a crowded room and locking the door behind them
Without wanting to jump too deep into, like, moral and ethical commentary on this matter or whether they’re happier or not now, thinking about the (depending on how you look at it) replacement and/or reincarnation of Aziraphale and Crowley with the human versions, I feel that it really diminishes the appeal of their relationship from a narrative/viewership perspective.
To me, what was so beautiful about the relationship is that by any reasonable standard it should not have occurred. Heaven and Hell were diametrically opposed in the extreme, but through shared experiences, Aziraphale and Crowley built a deep love for each other and for humanity, growing past what was expected of them and building something truly unique all on their own. We never got to see that growth through to completion.
There were so much narrative potential there to explore: what it looks like for characters with this type of past living with this kind of expectation to come together and grieve together and grow together. I would think most of us expected that, and in my opinion, it was stolen from us.
These new versions don’t have the same history, they don’t have the same challenges and without wanting to diminish the human romance, it does make the story a lot more conventional and a lot less interesting. The romance side, in particular, becomes very predictable. They meet, they go on some dates, they get married, they retire. The complexity is gone, the depth feels gone. If there is depth for this other couple, we don’t really get to know about it. The reward for the lessons Aziraphale and Crowley, specifically, experienced doesn’t manifest.
Oh god I’m gonna throw up again.
Yeah, this is one of the things that gets me the most. Their relationship itself was a miracle, the most powerful one in the show. All they had to grow and learn and overcome - they should have had their happy ending. They earned it.
It’s like someone went, “Oh, you know how this entire show was built on the idea that angels and demons weren’t all that different and that these two dorks are more human than celestial now? Well, that doesn’t actually matter at all, they’re still too different to get to be together. We’re going to change everything about them what made their relationship so beautiful in the first place.”
All the shit they had to deal with, all the fighting just to be together - and it still wasn’t enough. It’s just so thoroughly depressing, and I don’t understand how anyone can count that as a happy ending.