The World Is Smaller Than You Think

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[drawnsnake]

I’M

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[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[reverseracism]

Click here to support #FlintKids Christmas with Little Miss Flint organized by Pack Your Back

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

[reverseracism]

Click here to support #FlintKids Christmas with Little Miss Flint organized by Pack Your Back

Hi. My name is Mari Copeny. Im 11 years old and a kid from Flint, Michigan. You may know me as Little Miss Flint. Im an activist, an advocat

[dragontatoes]

A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city

right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!

11 year old: Michigan is in America

right wingers:

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[paininmyassachusetts]

I taste blood for some reason lmao

[daco-broman]

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

[marshals-to-dictators]

You deadass?

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

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[motherhenna]

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

[motherhenna]

Some of my favorites include:

Shaft of Delight (1700s)

Womb Sweeper (1980s)

Master John Goodfellow (1890s)

Nimble-Wimble (1650s)

Corporal Love (1930s)

Staff of Life (1880s)

Spindle (1530s)

As good as ever twanged (1670s)

Gaying Instrument (1810s)

Beef Torpedo (1980s)

and last but not least, the first recorded use of the word Schlong, which was in 1865 CE. Tag yourself, I’m Nimble Wimble 

[motherhenna]

And are the lovely ladies feeling left out? not to worry! Johnathon’s got you covered, gals, because he also made one for vaginas. Highlights:

Mrs. Fubb’s Parlor (1820s)

Poontang (1950s)

Spunk Box (1720s)

Ringerangroo (1930s)

Ineffable (1890s)

Itching Jenny (1890s)

Carnal Mantrap (1890s - a busy decade apparently)

Bookbinder’s Wife (1760s)

Rough Malkin (1530s)

Socket (1460s)

and a personal favorite, crinkum-crankum, circa approximately 1670.

[theymightbegiantsquids]

@antique-symbolism

[jumpingjacktrash]

this alone has justified the internet

[briarbale]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower Thought you’d appreciate this (if you haven’t seen it before)

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I have had this useful reference bookmarked for a while now.  :D

[leeloodallas-mulitpass]

Ringerangroo

[worldcircus]

Kind of gives you chills .

[kittygory-deactivated20210901]

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

[youreyesblazeout]

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

[derrieresandcankles]

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

[carlitos-guey]

[gffa]

FAVORITE CLONE WARS MOMENTS |  s01e11  “Dooku Captured”:

Anakin:  “There’s still Dooku to deal with.” Ahsoka:  ”You let him get away?” Anakin:  “No, not get away exactly. Just… (to Obi-Wan): Chime in anytime.” Obi-Wan: Oh, no. I’m enjoying this far too much.

[vrabia]

i’m in the middle of re-watching the original sw trilogy and hands down the best thing about esb is leia and han experiencing the same feelings for eachother but at totally different speeds.  

[vrabia]

leia, processing emotions at a reasonable pace: i think i like him

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

[vrabia]

leia: you’re quite nice when you aren’t being such a scoundrel

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

[vrabia]

leia: i love you

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

[vrabia]

on the other hand remember how in rotj he decided to slow down on making unfounded assumptions about leia’s interest in him and accidentally slowed all the way down?

han: so um, i think it’s really cool that you love luke, you guys are gonna be great together haha guess i’ll see you guys around sometime?!?!?!

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

[aces-to-apples]

leia: i am leia organa, princess of alderaan, and i’m in charge here flyboy

han:

[incorrectskywalkerquotes]

Anakin: I can do whatever I want!

Rex: I’m calling General Kenobi.

Anakin: No, no, no, wait-

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IM FUCKGIN SOBBING HELP

[pappasaur]

[heavenhillgirl]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Jurassic Congress

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too. 

[elodieunderglass]

“given my understanding of linear time” 

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[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”