Just a Fire Flower

Blog about every last thing that I like

[entierradefrikis]

[colinquinn]

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

[myleremoss]

JaJAajajajjajaaa

[officialunitedstates]

someone:  do you speak french

me:  I have seen a few scenes of that candlestick speaking in beauty and the beast

[meladoodle]

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

[guns-n-broses]

Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?

Me: aesthetic

[sealedbeastnue]

me before shaving: Ugh

me after shaving: I am smooth and perfect. I am sleek. I am the dolphin, I am the rider of ice. nobody can touch me, I cannot be touched. I am so fast. nobody could ever touch me

[edwad]

if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

[edwad]

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

cryptid

[hushed-obscenities-deactivated2]

reblog if you believe

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[prideprejudce]

i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare 

[prideprejudce]

[mkaiser323]

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

[iamdone9]

Being a dick even to demons

[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[peachtimes-deactivated20160528]

[kazard]

me

[kodagnu]

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[hustlerose]

im going to the forest does anybody want anything? 

[not4u2knowbut4u2weepandwonder]

pined cone

[hundondestiny]

bring back hozier

[avvocarlo]

[zsnes]

dont cry because its over smile because it happened

[belleumbral]

wait, so what replaced it?

Oh

[giant-spider-boyfriend]

this is so sad Alexa play Gangam Style

[fusudesu]