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Howdy, Im Reggie! She/her or he/him Main is @jiggery-duggery Madd sideblog for things that remind me of my paras, personal experiences, memes, whatever! Most of my paras are heavily based off of pre-existing characters, but feel free to ask me about any of them! 💖 NSFW text is tagged as #lemon

[horsejuice]

[horsejuice]

[dogthingfangs]

17-year-olds working in fast food with their 33-year-old bestie:

[erophonemic]

Fireworks making me anxious, I wish I was having transgender sex

[effeminate-wastrel-deactivated2]

Not having transgender sex is making me anxious I wish I was exploding 300 feet in the air

[ohevoyev]

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

[thexfiles]

i am one traumatized bitch and that’s all i’ve got goin on

[pancakeke]

why are these kinds of levels so alluring...

[fleurfurr]

stim toys for dads

[powerburial]

Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?

[crazy-brazilian]

women will never understand a warrior's bond

[ieg]

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[2unlimited]

[infectiouspiss]

his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

[fleshdyke]

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

[nutnoce]

Chore Scorpion: I come from the toughest meanest place you can imagine. I want to be gentle, I want to die gently, but It seems that when life gets hard I have to get harder to match.

[femmepathy]

obsessed with the guy sitting next to me on the bus who i caught googling "what is commie dyke" after seeing my buttons

[jasper-rolls]

the list of deleted wikipedia articles with weird titles is great in general but this one always kills me without fail