#greenlightjake&amir

Theresa. 21. Canada. alright babe you ready to funnel?

[cursewithoutacause-deactivated2]

Don’t 👏 claim 👏 to 👏 know 👏 Goth 👏 music 👏 if 👏 you 👏 don’t 👏 know 👏 who 👏 these 👏 two 👏 are

[valtsv]

god the way geralt brutally rejects jaskier as even a friend in episode 6 and jaskier's decision to keep singing the tales of geralt's heroic exploits regardless because he's too devoted to him to just give up on him even after all the harsh things geralt said to him is utterly heartbreaking but it's also kinda hilarious. like jaskier really was just like

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[communistzuko]

the irony pains me

[shewhohangsoutincemeteries]

all zombie movies pale in comparison to the last five minutes of that community episode where it’s just childish gambino trying to walk through a zombie hoard in plastic armor before running around screaming ‘in your face’ and punching his friends while abba plays in the background and that’s the tea

[thebootydiaries]

me: im gonna diet & eat so healthy honestly this summer is gonna be life changing health is a lifestyle #blessed

wendy’s: 2 burgers for $2

me:

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

[theantipodeanhomo]

[blackmetalbandtshirt-deactivate]

me: hey babe

my goth gf: i know how you die

me: hot

[corporatebigwig]

[vicholas]

I Don’t Know How To Explain You That This Is Not A Good Thing

[twee-lil-paws]

[thefinalgrl]

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

[smallerpartsofthecity]

[onlytwitterpics]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Stop!!!!!!!!! Delete this

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!