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So, I’m signing up for one of those “Tinder” accounts and what do you think of this for my tagline– “I like my women like I like my chicken wings. Hot and spicy.”

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“I forget that you are a first grade teacher sometimes.”

#conor

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paradeuces:

I can honestly say I know the feeling. Online dating really does turns out to be one person or bust. Best ‘a luck with your future relationships. Something usually comes out of the experience, good or bad.

This was my first and last date with people from the online world. If anything it felt more of a bust than I’ll find that person. I’m not really looking for anything at the moment. So, I don’t really need the luck.

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Ah, yes. Sorry there. But, feel free to use it when you feel y’might be looking, you know? I’d agree with quitting the ‘sites as well, at least, for dating.

#benton

radiicn

◤┇VICTOR. ░

“Sorry to interrupt. Couldn’t help but notice that you’re running down the halls. I’m going to have to intervene and ask you to please stop?– It’s just my job to, I mean, unless there is good reason as to why you’re in a hurry.”

You’re kidding, right? Come on. Don’t tell me they actually hired a hall monitor. What’s next? A line leader?

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Well, I’m actually a bellhop, but the job description is about that. I’m sure a line leader’ll be the next job offer, though, just in case you’re interested in a beneficial and much needed position.

#alli

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“Mhm. Right,” Chuckling under his breath, he nods, head hanging in defeat. “Let’s just get moving before I do ‘chicken out’. Then you’ll be all alone, and I’d hate to prove myself not a gentleman.”

“Oh, you know me, Victor. I’d never let the blame fall on you!” Her face lights up at his words. “Mm. We wouldn’t want that, would we? You abandoning a poor little helpless girl in a creepy building… What would people think?!” She teased with a dramatic hand on her chest. “Awe, always the gentlemen, you are.” She winked, before spinning towards the door. “Would you like to do the honors?”

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“’Course.” Victor’s lips rise into a grin as he takes a few steps closer, placing his hand on the doorknob. “Are you completely positive you want to do this?”

#scout

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“It’s still entering.” Victor shrugs his shoulders in the slightest, hands dug into the pockets of his jacket. With final glances to his sides, he sighs to himself before being a hesitant follower. “I humbly refuse to take any sort of blame for this one. It is all on you.”

“Does it matter if I don’t care?” She questioned, flashing him a cheeky smile. Rocking back and forth on the heels of her boots, she let out a humming sound. “Come on.. You think I’d blame you?” She shook her head. “Everyone would know that I drug you along anyway.” Scout was known for getting into mischief, it was her favorite pass time. “You’ve got nothing to worry about.”

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“Mhm. Right,” Chuckling under his breath, he nods, head hanging in defeat. “Let’s just get moving before I do ‘chicken out’. Then you’ll be all alone, and I’d hate to prove myself not a gentleman.”

#scout

“Sorry to interrupt. Couldn’t help but notice that you’re running down the halls. I’m going to have to intervene and ask you to please stop?-- It’s just my job to, I mean, unless there is good reason as to why you’re in a hurry.”

#rtwstarter #( this is horrible )

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“I can’t believe I’m saying this…. But I really miss family dinners.”

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“Waitin’ for someone to say it. Can honestly agree with you there, but vending machine dinners are quite easy. Hard to get back into the habit, you know?”

#farrah

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I just got back from the worst date ever. Don’t get me wrong, I love sex just as much as the next guy. But if you are going to go on and on about how large his dick is. I mean, I had to excuse myself from the date. This is the last time I allow my friends to convince me grindr to meet guys.

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I can honestly say I know the feeling. Online dating really does turns out to be one person or bust. Best ‘a luck with your future relationships. Something usually comes out of the experience, good or bad.

#benton #( hey there ashley! B) )

josienovak

“Usually when people have earphones in with music blasting they don’t want to talk to you. Since you clearly were unaware of that I’ll let it slide, what do you want?”

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“Apologies for my ignorance. Wanted to point out that, well, first, y’have a good taste in music. Second, I think you may have dropped something back there.”

#josie

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“Look… I’m not saying we should break in…” Scout murmured, glancing around the deserted streets of Westfield. “I’m just saying.. It’s not technically breaking and entering if the door or windows are open.” She curled her lips into a smirk, climbing up the steps to the abandoned building. “Come on, don’t tell me you’re chickening out already.

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“It’s still entering.” Victor shrugs his shoulders in the slightest, hands dug into the pockets of his jacket. With final glances to his sides, he sighs to himself before being a hesitant follower. “I humbly refuse to take any sort of blame for this one. It is all on you.”

#scout

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VICTOR PARADIS IS 23 AND LOOKS A LOT LIKE MATTHEW HITT. HE IS A BELLHOP. HE IS UNAVAILABLE.

”There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.”

M E E T V I C T O R —

+ classy, well-mannered, easily lovable

- devil’s advocate, cynical, quiet

S O C I A L N E T W O R K I N G —

@paradeuces; - petition to buy victor a dog, sign here please.

@paradeuces; - someone remind me why bleu cheese is a thing again.

C E L L P H O N E —

outgoing text to Steve ”Sorry to bother. Question. Wait. Forgot it. I’ll get back to you later.”

outgoing voicemail to Conor ”You left, Conor. You can’t leave me with these heathens. I expect you here in like, two seconds. Seriously. Jog from the vending machine. Bye. ”

S E C R E T —

When he was 18, he and a past counterpart had gone into the woods to enjoy a much needed date. They ended up walking so far into the brush that his partner slipped from a higher cliff. While trying to help, Victor was the last push to their demise. As of current, he’s upset with himself because he feels impassive about the entire situation, and it freaks him out that he can be so careless towards the act of indirect murder.

M O S T P L A Y E D —

“Faces all around me, they don’t smile, they just crack.“ — Believe, The Bravery

”While I powder my nose, he will powder his guns, and if I try to get close, he is already gone. Don’t know where he’s going, I don’t know where he’s been, but he is restless at night, ‘cause he has horrible dreams.“ — Run, Daughter

“I’m fairly local, I’ve been around. I’ve seen the streets, you’re walking down.” — Fairly Local, twenty one pilots

C O N N E C T I O N S —

Steve Mattox — Acquaintance — After slipping from behind the desk to take a break, Victor came across Steve at a small juncture in the street, just a block or so from his workplace. There, he found him drinking, and from then on it’s been a tentative but smooth trip while getting to know each other.

Conor Atwood — Coworker/Boss/Friend — Despite having the cool shoulder tassels to pass it off as if the hotel of his employment was wealthy by uniform, just being a bellhop wasn’t the most rewarding thing. Ergo, Victor got a job as Conor’s teacher’s aid, and has been screwing things up for them ever since then.

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