Daedalus

piss on me. fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so the pee freezes in midair while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spears. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. im a fat gay and i want to go to ice hell ftw

[oyaria]

[searching-for-repentance]

The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man

[mens-rights-activia]

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”

[teamdattony]

this is so advanced

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[justcatposts]

It looks like the cat was screaming

[mousenemy]

[olive2004]

I cannot @ how big he is

[tariqah]

Son

[powerburial]

damn a big ass mood

[zsnes]

each one of those guys with a banana is a card on the board in real life if the card dies they die

[neverthere12345]

[vatoamargado]

Why he sleeping like a glitched npc character

[catchymemes]

[bae-medusa]

I love how this post implies that the metal music you hear in Doom isn’t from the game but actually emanates from Doomguy himself as he fights

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[officialcharlemagne]

[thathomestar]

yakuza 2 came out in 2008 in north america

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

hold me tigjt like hamburger

[sacred-portal]

[fuckjerry]

[itsalwaysunnyontvv]

[danhumphrey]

kevin spaceys new movie only made $126. like. i read the headline and thought it meant $126 million or something but literally it made one hundred and twenty six dollars and i have to laugh

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

I AM SCREAMING AT ITS BUDGET 

[pookie02]

[paperandinklings]

this deserves an oscar