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here is my one bit of wisdom as a 32 year old with no interest in being a "fandom elder" or "community mom" or whatever -

if someone a little older in your friend group takes care of things and has good advice to offer and whatever, and you all sometimes joke abt them being the mom friend, that's fine and normal

if someone self declares themselves as the mom friend, and begins to act like that is a role with actual authority, Fucking Run

narrie

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

narrie

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

ruinedchildhood

hispanicdisorder

modogoblin

why must we play god

derinthescarletpescatarian

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

professionalchaoticdumbass

"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now?

Tags that look homophobic without context

fuckyeah2000s

hotvampireadjacent

I remember seeing a clip of this years ago this ISNT a case of lazy translation he’s literally saying “speaks Japanese” IN Japanese

televenus

they are going to have mindblowing sex

ghoulie-67-baby

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

OK and? would you rather I say “I don’t want to talk to you” instead? Because I can

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

“I hate small talk” people when they’re forced to realize not everyone wants to be their friend

cannibal-rainbow

this is so funny bc in Finland barista asking randomly “got any plans today?” would be generally considered weird and even creepy. Like seriously why would you ask strangers that? You only want to buy coffee why would you exchange any private information like your plans or how are you feeling. These questions are not universally “polite” bc in some cultures like here these are considered private questions reserved for only people you actually know. A cashier would never ask me here “How are you?” bc here the meaning is more like “how is your mental/physical health status?”. People don’t ask that unless they actually want to know the real answer. And lying “I’m fine, thanks” and the general pretending for appearances sake is very exhausting and pointless in a long run. Strangers don’t need to know that stuff. it’s generally better to talk about something less personal like the weather, football game etc than to pretend.