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Noa | she/they/whatever | adult | multifandom and other stuff | Sideblog haver (but not a sideblog user)

[paradoxicalloop]

My strawpage! (They r like carrds apparently)

Here are some of my sideblogs!

@noa-gender - where I dabble in gender hoarding

@paradoxical-photography - photography blog

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

[breathethewater]

@funnier-as-a-system wordplay aside we think this counts

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[kaomojiloser]

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[shiftythrifting]

Shirt you can only wear at 3pm on a Tuesday

queue'd for 3 on Tuesday

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[teathattast]

[hanesbeefytshirt]

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

Look what I just found taped to the inside of the bathroom door at work

[trowelsandteacups]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[todaysbird]

a rare closeup of a black swift, found throughout north america and small parts of south america. swifts are rarely seen up close; they spend more of their life in air than any other species of bird - they eat, drink, mate and sleep while in flight. they are incapable of perching like other birds; they must cling to vertical surfaces.

(x)

[aroace-ryland-grace]

a favourite little moment of mine in the book and movie

[paradoxicalloop]

gay

[definetleynotapornbot]

gained conciousness for the first time 26 minutes ago what the hell is thisSHIT

[everyday-oblivion-system]

@funnier-as-a-system

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[catsofyore]

“Sauve qui peut”. This is a French phrase that translates literally to something like "save yourself who's able/can" and roughly equates to “run for your life!” or “every man for himself!”, indicating a chaotic or dangerous situation/stampede. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign