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#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

heraldic-thunderbolt

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

somethingusefulfromflorida

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

quinnception

pilgrimattinkercreek1974

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

greengableslover

FANTASIA (1940)

dahyun

another song i like started playing in the playlist i created titled “favorite songs”

pure-presence

cinderrellas

Oh, I'm sure even the prince himself couldn't have been more.…

oracle-fae

jellyfish umbrellas

enki2

maybeasunflower

men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202

a tired mime on break leaning against nothing and smoking an invisible cigarette

clubclathicth

companion is a movie about why beautiful women should kill their ugly white boyfriends

quasi-normalcy

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

quasi-normalcy

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

thepictureofmadamec

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

paulgadzikowski

It’s like the Dumbo story, you’ve all probably seen it

deepinourengines

on top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese

i lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

publicmenacerunnerup

I know we all make jokes and memes about it, like ‘lol, Trump said we are the gender we were at conception, we’re all female now. 🤪’

but like

that doesn’t…scare you?

This is your administration. This is the knowledge that your government has….and they get high-school biology wrong. This law had to have been cross-read by several people before it was passed.

This is your government.

A bunch of rich fascists who don’t know basic science.