I sank as far that night as any Hero.

bee, late 20s 🌺 previously @brotherdusk

[elderquintus]

new url incoming but you all have to promise not to throw tomatoes at me okay

[elderquintus]

brotherdusk -> elderquintus

does it count as a url change if we're just swapping one theatrically deranged senior citizen for another?? 🔫

[thememedaddy]

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[hotvampireadjacent]

[eschocat]

IDGAF what the eunuchs are saying

[emocheremuha]

Who is it?

[grorges]

as much as i love isabelle & the cute little resident services office there’s something charming & nostalgic about the tent

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[bubblymochicat]

Post coma shenanigans

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[domoroks]

I had plans to do more house doodles for fun, but I’m having a bit of a creative block at the moment.

[oneheadtoanother]

[bophtelophti]

(In case it's not obvious to everybody, this is an edit; "they pay me in woims" is the punchline from a different Nancy comic. The original punchline to this one is also funny:)

[sitstaystoned]

it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom

[markv5]