not of this earth.

taylor ⋆ 27 ⋆ she/they follow me other places!

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[glavilio]

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2006

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

[paranoiac1963]

having a corporate job where you’re not really interfacing much with the public, but you are interfacing with representatives from other companies can get so infuriating so quickly. i’m so tiredddd of people who are convinced there’s some sort of secret backdoor easier way to do things through my company that i’m just not telling them about because i hate them.

like i’m going to be like “ohhhh, yeah no worries. i was actually making you jump through hoops for my entertainment, but now that you used the secret code phrase ‘is there an easier way?’, you’ve unlocked the cheat move where i just give you the thing you want!”

[br3annaa25]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

how it feels to mark a book currently reading on storygraph

[theside-b]

[milksockets]

leg show magazine october 1996

[rabdoidal]

i love "bump uglies" as a euphemism for sex. like yes put that gross in my yuck and squarsh it

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[discojams]

louis never brought up vampire pee cuz then he’d have to mention all the times lestat begged to get peed on

[avontarrant]

[pankenlewd]

deeply unpregnant behavior. bend over

[flapjacked69]

“you big into claudia” don’t even joke lad

[drolta]