SANDMAN HIVE

ambrose 27 🇨🇴 he is mesmerized by the beauty of the trains

[ultraviolentamp3]

Anyways

(Mafalda art by @mecha-art )

[normal-horoscopes]

Pregnant woman: eats rabbit

Rabbit soul staring at developing baby: This is where the fun begins

Baby a few years later: Has weird eyes and scampers

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[dogpuppy]

[waywardsist3rs]

If Chuck McGill was the legal mind of HHM then Howard Hamlin was its throbbing pussy

[midnightcowboy1969]

I’m sorry this is so funny 😭

[gumbootsoup]

sorry i cant take you seriously you just said amatonormativity

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

billie eilish is dressing like a bad guy thug at a mahjong game in a kung fu movie

[health-goth-inc]

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

[ceausescue]

amateurish first effort

[threedollarsdotcom]

and this note from the substitute teacher that says all of you deserve 50 years in time prison, is that true

[gumbootsoup]

havent heard this one before

[sludgebitch]

in order to celebrate diversity the new nato phonetic alphabet is advocacy belonging chosen-family defiance empowerment freedom glamour herstory identity joy kin liberation majesty nonconformity opulence persistence queer reclamation solidarity transgender unapologetic visibility werk xtra yaaas and zaddy

[magneatio]

image i reference nearly every day

[foothjve]

Stem major:

GO FORTH MY ROOTMEN!!! CONQUER THE ABOVE WORLD!!!

The Root men: 

[captain-price-returns]

he’s sitting in his discomfort and interrogating whether his actions were worth the consequences… a great many of u could take notes

[pjackk]

ugly as fuck flower i crushed all of them

[creamycuppy]

Transmascs don’t even brew coffee or eat deli sandwiches anymore they just stare at you like this

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school