Paranoia? Where?!

I'm Todd. This is my life bundled up and packaged semi-coherently. And yeah... I'm fun and you should love me.

[areolaenthusiast]

[charslander]

if u and ur best friend’s relationship isn’t constantly mistaken for a homoerotic love affair are u really friends

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[fckyeahtimmy]

[chelseaperetti]

[baahts]

[onoclea-sensibilis]

[frankoceanvevo]

[onlyblackgirl]

The history of film in one scene

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[123016123016]

Let’s all put our heads together and brainstorm. We gotta send this dude off with the perfect gift.

[hilmaafklint]

bad judge 100% seems like a show 30 rock would make up

[woodswake-deactivated20180311]

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

[battleofthefivearmies]

[i-have-a-gif-for-you]

[justsofreshsoclean-deactivated2]

[yellowcrayonwillow-archive]

me on a daily basis

[jeffbritta-deactivated20201018]