BE VERY AFRAID

THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING US

[paranoid-anarchist]

NAME: Sable

IDEOLOGY: Anarchy

Pronouns: She/It

AND THATS ALL YOUR GETTING ABOUT ME, ALRIGHT BUCKO?

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Ooc: This is a gimic blog. I will treat everything as a threat on my life and be incredibly over the top.

The bit is I'm paranoid.

This is a bit. I think it's funny. Truly it goes as deep as that. The only person I'm making fun of is myself and conspiracy theorists. (i am not as paranoid as this blog but ive gotten close.)

ALL CAPS is frantic rambling. Lowercase is typically a conspiratorial whisper.

[phlebasthebroenician]

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[paranoid-anarchist]

I, no I would never…

Okay, I'll make a you emoji, but you better not turn around and act like it's creepy and a conspiracy against you

You better. I am perfectly shaped for an emoji

[paranoid-anarchist]

Well, I don't have a you emoji

Problematic. This makes you a bad person. Do you hate Trans people?

[paranoid-anarchist]

Not going to question the you emoji in that screenshot?

Why would I? Everyone should have a me emoji.

[paranoid-anarchist]

heyyy! long time no see, how you doing?

Not really much, but thanks for asking.

[paranoid-anarchist]

opinion?

real

[paranoid-anarchist]

hey it's been a while, still a fan of selfcest?

of course!

[paranoid-anarchist]

What's the scariest thing that has happened to you?

One time i had to go into public without my favorite hoodie (so the spy cameras dont see me) and i almost had 10 heart attacks....

[paranoid-anarchist]

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨

no

[paranoid-anarchist]

hey... have you seen a goddess recently? i kinda lost her in the woods... she really likes to go in the wild, she can be on her own, but she didnt said anything so... anyway, shes about 1,70m tall black hair with a purple lock (thats the word for it?) and purple eyes, also caucasian may have one or more tails, wings, and fox ears. any animal with a purple mark may be her as well, answers to 'Lilac' and prayers of pre-hunting and from the lost in her domains

any help is welcome

:3

,,,,i feel like this is a refrence to something i dont know?

[your-local-genderfluid-sapphic]

just looking for my daughter, thats all, her wife is gettin worried, mine too, and me ofc

:3

[paranoid-anarchist]

people are roleplaying in my ask box now, what a time to be alive

[paranoid-anarchist]

hey... have you seen a goddess recently? i kinda lost her in the woods... she really likes to go in the wild, she can be on her own, but she didnt said anything so... anyway, shes about 1,70m tall black hair with a purple lock (thats the word for it?) and purple eyes, also caucasian may have one or more tails, wings, and fox ears. any animal with a purple mark may be her as well, answers to 'Lilac' and prayers of pre-hunting and from the lost in her domains

any help is welcome

:3

,,,,i feel like this is a refrence to something i dont know?

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

I know a good person can become a bad person, but can a bad person become a good person?

Thanks for asking!

No. The second you are a bad person you believe those awful things forever and ever and even if you said you learned and changed you're just lying to manipulate people

[paranoid-anarchist]

FACTUALLY CORRECT INFORMATION!!! REDEMPTION IS NOT REAL, DO NOT BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT!!!! THEY ARE TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU BAD PEOPLE CAN BE GOOD IN THE MOST BLATANTLY OBVIOUS WAY!!!

[paranoid-anarchist]

Guess who has a new alien girlfriend?

But for real, the aliens still hate humanity and think I'm just my girlfriend's pet so the rest of you are still fucked

Happy for you!!! Lesbians win again!!!

[paranoid-anarchist]

That does make sense, yeah

So, this is the plan then, I lure an alien with beef and corn, we become friends because I gave them food, I show them a lot of yuri media so they're thinking about kissing girls and then, well, you probably can imagine the last step of the plan 😏

YOU ARE A TRUE VISIONARY OF THIS GENERATION

[paranoid-anarchist]

Do you think I could deradicalize one of them?

I really don't know, it's certainly possible, I dont know much about you or the aliens. I have theories. I think you could, if you lured them out with their favorite food: beef and corn. Think about it. Crop circles and cows being abducted. It makes sense