we're doomed.

independent stork of 'storm hawks'

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                                                we’re doomed.

                                                     ( don’t say i didn’t warn you. )

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♛  paranoidpilot has met the strongest trainer

“Can you quit with all that screaming?!”

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          “NOT UNTIL IT STOPS WITH ALL THE SCRATCHING -- !”

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「 ❖ ; red-vendetta

          “Hmmm ... souped up ride, high-tech armor, alarmingly sinister              color pallet, glowing insignia reminiscent of a poisonous creature ...”

             " ... Yep. We're probably doomed."

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「 ❖ ;  orcastratedbloodbath

          “Okaaay... engine malfunctioning, scanner offline, radar down,               crash-landing in a straaange ocean... Eheh! Okay, keep it together,               Stork. I mean, things could always be worse, right? At least               there aren't any sky sharks..."

              "... -- AAAH! SKY-SHARK!"

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STARTER CALL !

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「 ❖ ;    tacticixn

         “Uh, yeah, you go on ahead. I think I’ll just hide out-- I mean--”

          “-- stand guard ... back here. That whole life-risking, danger-braving,              heart-hammering heroics thing? Yeah... Not really my style.”

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「 ❖ ;    vvolfbat 

          “I’m not saying it is an aggressive case of fast-acting mind worms ...”

          “I’m just saying, aaallll the signs are there.”

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          “Umm ... ? Someone might want to go check on that?               ... Someone who isn’t me.”

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                                                we're doomed.

                                                     ( don’t say i didn’t warn you. )

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How Stork counts to five.

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God & Goddess Asks

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Anubis: How do you feel about death? Atum: What are your greatest imperfections? Bastet: Do you have any cats? Hathor: What brings you joy? Horus: What is one thing you’ve had to fight for in your life? Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld? Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance? Thoth: Do you like to read/write? Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever done? Bran: How is your health? Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father. Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal? Danu: What is your relationship with your mother? Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die? Olwen: What is your favorite flower? Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed? Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to? Freya: Have you ever been in love? Freyr: Do you have any children? Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person? Iounn: How old are you? Loki: What is the best trick you’ve ever pulled on someone? Odin: What is your family like? Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful? Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it? Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself? Ares: Are you an easy person to anger? Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist? Apollo: Do you play any instruments? Dionysus: Do you drink? Hades: Do you have a bad reputation? Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead? Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything? Poseidon: Are you a moody person? Zeus: Are you a confident person? Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable? Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die? Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night? Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight? Minerva: Do you generally give good advice? Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped? Plutus: Do you have a job? Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken? Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?