The Red Leech and The Blue Host

My own Karamatsu AU / Parasite Dragon AU, based on a Flight Rising dragon I own/ A bit of OCC Kara. Plz check the Warnings and Rules Tab for more info Karamatsu seems to be in quite the pickle here, he regretted ever finding that stupid music box. Every day is a waking nightmare, he can no longer trust himself. He is forced to share his body with a thousand year old parasite. He no longer had privacy in his own head, no matter where he would turn the Damn vermin was every where. Hunting him, laughing at him, whispering in his ear, turning everyone against him. Using him for his own gains, there was no escape for him..........and to make matters worse....he was losing a bit of himself every day.

[fade-steppin]

digging in my trash

[sariahsue]

Fr tho. Why are there So. Many?

It’s the exact same formula too. Random name with some numbers at the end. One photo of a lady. No posts. No likes. Headline has a link to onlyfans. Literally that’s it. For every single one. Is it one bot making all these accounts? I swear they’re all coming from the same source.

[parasitematsu]

I really need to revamp this whole blog.

The thing is what should I make the profile pic and banner?

Anyone got any ideas?

[dickenusse]

what I say: my inbox is always open! :)

what I mean: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

[deanismymom]

Please

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Please

[vividaway]

P L E A S E

[softestvirgil]

Please

[neekz-art]

Please

[twenty-one-phandoms-at-the-disco]

p l e a s e

[sassynattcat]

Plz

[parasitematsu]

PLEASE!!!! TvT

[gahdamnpunk]

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

[ndragoon]

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

[solarpunkcast]

HERE IS A FARM WORKER COVID RELIEF FUND

https://farmworkers.hipgive.org/

[bogleech]

Another thing people should understand is that more people die doing farm work than almost any other job. Granted those numbers include people working with industrial scale agricultural equipment but even small farms have way more physical hazards than people realize.

[incorrectosomatsu]

Karamatsu: My only request is to be granted a warrior's death in single combat.

Todomatsu, over music: What? No, like, songs-

[wholelottaprompts]

✚ Caring for Sick Friend Prompts ✚

“Do you want me to spend the night?”

“How about I ask my parent to make some the soup they make when I’m sick?”

“Are you just trying to get me to dote on you like last time or are you really sick?”

“The rest of our friends are asking if we want to hang tonight, are you feeling better yet?”

“If you sneeze on me, I won’t be your friend anymore.”

“You’re so lucky I’m your friend. Not just anyone lets someone sleep in their bed.”

“We’ve been friends since the first grade. I’ve seen you throw up a billion times, how’s this any different?”

“I think you gave me your stomach bug.”

“I’ll walk your dog until you feel better.”

“If you need someone to drive you to the doctor, I can do that.”

“Do you seriously need someone to remind you to take medicine? I’m your friend, not your parent.”

“Remember that time when we were kids when I threw up in your bed? Taking care of you while you’re sick can be payback.”

“I think I take care of you when you’re sick more than your parent does.”

“I’m gonna go grab some snacks and a movie. Can you manage to build a pillow fort?”

[jiunna]

He’s such a dumb-dumb 💙

[karatears]

POV: You and Karamatsu committed tax fraud

[strazem]

I kind of love when he gets mad to be honest…

Based off of this scene from The Office.

Blm*tsus do NOT fucking interact or reblog or I’ll

[racheldrawsthis]

Some matsu doodles

[coolnoodles]

I'm sorry but I just found this pic, I have the need to say that I love him

[thatlittledandere]

Karamatsu + text posts

[abisalli]

DO NOT SEND ASKS OF THIS TO THE OP BECAUSE I WILL NOT DO THEM

SEND ME A CHARACTER + EMOTION/COLOR PALETTE (OR BOTH)

feel free to reblog and use them yourself :)

[ichikos]

WHY IS TODOMATSU THE ONLY ONE WITH A CRUCIFIXION PILLOW

[matsunoso]

THERES MORE

[ichikos]

I AM GOING TO SCREAM AND CRY AND THROW UP

[incorrectosomatsu]

Ichimatsu: Laying out a little sugar to catch my snake.

Choromatsu: Flies. Sugar catches flies.

Ichimatsu: What catches snakes?

Jyushimatsu: You gotta wear snake traps!

Todomatsu: No you need one of those metal sticks with a grabber at the end.

Choromatsu: Our grandmother uses those to get cereal down from her cupboard.

Karamatsu: Why are there snakes in grandma's cereal-

[tinyshinysylveon]

[parasitematsu]

For the last time! we are not robbing a bank!!

Karamatsu @ Adrienne