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My video on The Rise of Miss Power will have a Premiere on December 21 at 6:00 PM CT. Feel free to tune in!

#wordgirl #wordgirl retrospective #miss power #review #paraster originals #Youtube

New crack(?) theory: Balrog is a transformed version of Ballos's dog

#cave story #balrog #ballos #theory #paraster originals #“the nose and brain of a dog” you say?

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

#portal

saxifraga-x-urbium

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

kingcatnine

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

robotgloveart

Based on that “Barney is Susie’s dad” theory.

#deltarune #transformers

what-even-is-thiss

Religion in fantasy worlds: Everyone believes the exact same things about Green Nature Goddess and has official rituals for her that are the same everywhere

Religion irl: Technically it’s heresy for me to worship this skeleton but my spiritual advisor said that it’s legit so I’m gonna keep giving it offerings of yogurt

what-even-is-thiss

Religion in fantasy worlds: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue or else the god will get angry

Religion irl: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue? Why? Idk man that’s just what you do. Just do it alright.

what-even-is-thiss

Religion in fantasy worlds: These are the rules. The rules are law. Nobody can break the rules.

Religion irl: Okay you say that there are “rules” but how exactly are we defining “rules” here? Like is a suggestion a rule? How are we defining suggestion? No come back. Listen. Are we going by nuance in the original language or are translations fine or-

what-even-is-thiss

High control religions/cults recruiting in fantasy worlds: Join us! For we shall all eat the moon! This is a legitimate position to have!

High control religions/cults recruiting irl: We have free snacks. That shirt looks sooo cute on you btw. What, you heard that we wanna eat the moon? The media is always telling lies about us you know. We may have some unorthodox opinions about the moon but, tell you what. Come get some snacks, make some new friends, maybe chat about the moon a bit. See what you think. We’ve got pizza.

what-even-is-thiss

Religions in fantasy worlds: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *draws up a sacrifice circle and completely destroys the sacrifice*

Religions irl: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *has a communal barbecue*

huminifiggy

ima do a quick art dump here (in no particular order) of some of my old pieces that im proud of!!! if u are interested in any of it give me a follow!! i regularly draw tons of fanart of stuff u probably enjoy....

#deltarune #cave story

chaumas-deactivated20240115

tumblr is so in denial about how much it loves lolcow milking. it’s kind of hard for me to talk about this because 1.) it feels douchey to bring it up and 2.) i have some frayed nerve endings on the subject but like. i’ve had lolcow threads about me on kiwifarms. I read all of them. it’s all the same shit and often the same users (there are more queer leftists on kiwifarms then you can imagine). there is criticism, deserved and undeserved… and then there is lolcow milking.

i don’t think schadenfreude is an inherently evil emotion. i love a good crab rave. but i think experiencing schadenfreude is a kind of internal check engine light signifying that it’s time to pop the hood and reflect on why that’s the reaction your having. i know that sounds patronizing but schadenfreude is truly one of the most judgement-clouding emotions you can have and it’s just. well. the most ashamed i’ve ever been about my own words or actions has been when they’ve been driven by schadenfreude. i don’t even say that out of some kind of pretense of nobility but because it’s really obvious to other people when that’s what’s inspiring you, and it’s really, really unappealing.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

I think that repeatedly failing to unpack your behavior and feel shame about it is what drives people to such extremes. each time you go through the cycle of doubling down on schadenfreude, the debt of shame gets bigger and eventually you just have no way back. the only way to make it all hurt less is by catching yourself as soon as possible.

otherwise, you're just going to be torturing people for your own satisfaction and justifying it to yourself forever.

dr-spectre

I do not understand why people are gassing up the Star Fox 64 remake, like i genuinely do not understand why this is happening. You can play the game right now on NSO or if you put in like 0.5% effort, a fucking emulator. Are people seriously this rotted up with nostalgia to where they accept that a franchise that has laid dormant for over 10 years comes back with YET ANOTHER REMAKE OF THE SAME FUCKING GAME AGAIN BUT WITH HYPER REALISTIC GRAPHICS!!??

Like bro imagine if Sonic stayed dead after Sonic 06 and he came back with a hyper realistic 1 to 1 remake of Sonic 1 but with added cutscenes just cause.

"Oh but it'll get new audiences into Star Fox!"

JUST ADVERTISE STAR FOX 64 ON NSO! PUT THE FUCKING GAMECUBE GAMES ON THERE AND ADVERTISE THEM! AND THEN MAKE A NEW GAME!!!

"But it makes sense to do a remake because the franchise has been dormant and they should go back to basics."

Yeah because doing yet another remake of an old ass game is going to bring in new people who already don't give a fuck about Star Fox. USE YOUR HEADS!!!!!