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       ❝ yes , you're definitely here for something other than that which falls within                                                 my regular line of work , aren't you ? ❞                         ( home ♡ about & rules ♡ ask ♡ promo cred. )

[parilio]

anemonti | venti !

               ❛ Ehehe~! Oh, Hu Tao, you should know that if I am to perish, I give you full funeral arrangement plans, all paid for by Mr. Zhongli, of course. ❜

     There’s a giggle from the bard as his hands are placed upon his hips, eyes scanning around the parlor then back at the girl. Are they left alone? Without the consultant?

             ❛ I did stop by to talk to that old man, buuuut~ ❜ There’s a hum accompanied with the word, a slight rocking on the feet with an ever so playful grin. ❛ I say you’re better company, ehe~! He wanted to have tea, but his fault for being gone! ❜

     ❝     ohhh , i see . so no coffin offer this time , but i’ll write a raincheck for you .     ❞ a light - hearted laugh escapes her as she leans against her desk ; venti was always a joy to talk to , truly . it was nice to know someone that you could shoot the shit with & not feel guilty about it -- or yourself -- afterwards . the director’s head tilts as she listens to him speak before a hand lifts itself to place a finger on her chin thoughtfully .

     ❝     tea , huh ? weeell , i’m too lazy to sit & make whatever the old guy makes , but i do have some good wine in one of my cabinets . only if you want , though ~     ❞

[disgustingmf]

Yantao

[afreysia]

they are girlfriends your honor

[parilio]

-- also unfortunately for all of you yantao is now on my brain because of my boyfriend & i’m determined to be annoying abt it <3

[seazulle]

往生堂 LOG 

[parilio]

lupicalled | ??? 

            SHE’S ODD. she smells of death but…she isn’t dead. she also smells of soot, and ash. but razor doesn’t feel alarmed for some reason. just…confused, “how i supposed to tell if good to eat if i don’t taste?”

     ❝     i guess that’s true , but --     ❞ a pause , before hu tao places her thumb on her chin thoughtfully with a hum . one would expect her to be more concerned in this situation , yet she seems to be more ... amused than anything . ❝     what if it’s something suuuper poisonous ? how have you not died yet if this is your method ?     ❞

[parilio]

hu tao always thinks it’s funny when ppl argue over whether or not the funeral parlor is haunted or not . “ i had a weird experience there once ! ” “ you’re just making that up ! ” nah , the funeral parlor is 100% actually haunted . there’s the headless man , the crooked lady , the child in white – the list goes on & on , & hu tao gives each of them names like that when they appear . they’re all pretty docile , but the parlor has a high turnover rate , especially amongst overnight staff , because they can’t handle the stress the hauntings bring . hu tao , naturally , is unbothered – if her employees don’t have balls of steel , they’re more than welcome to leave . 

[parilio]

-- hi . this is kinda stupid but i am in a bad brain space so i must ask . are ppl still interested in rping w my hu tao ?? do ppl even LIKE my hu tao ??? i love her to death but sometimes i feel like i am . not up to standards . oh well .

[fresh-hot-rp-memes]

💓`🌸Make a Muse Blush💓🌸

“You work so hard. Take a rest, you deserve it.”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Impressive! Is there anything you can’t do?”

“Lovely. I’ve never seen anyone move with such grace.”

“Something about the way the light and shadow falls on you, like sun through the leaves... It’s ethereal. Can you even be real?”

“Go on, I’m listening. You’re so lively when you talk about your passions, and I love hearing about them.”

“Don’t be so hard on yourself. Don’t you see how well you’re doing?”

“You are incredibly skilled.”

“Your voice makes me weak.”

“Can I tell you something? I know we haven’t known each other long, but I think you’re amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t believe in love at first sight, but... There’s something about you that draws me in. I want to get to know you — really know you. Is... that okay?”

“I know I’m safe when you’re with me.”

“Love, will you hold me? I miss your touch.”

“You’re so strong~”

“You’re so soft~”

“Oh, you smile like the sun!”

“No, don’t hide your laugh! It’s adorable!”

“Would you like a massage? Come here.”

“You can put your head on my lap, you know. You look like you’re about to topple over from exhaustion.”

“Come here, I’ll hold you.”

“You’re so warm. I’m never letting go of you.”

“Psst, I love you. Just wanted to remind you.”

“You are the most smoochable person there is, y’know? I’m gonna smooch you so much.”

“Of course you can handle yourself. All I’m saying is, if someone disrespects you I will fight them to defend your honor.”

“How are you so good at everything?!”

“You’re amazing.”

“You probably hear this all the time, but I really admire you.”

“Sorry, was a kiss on the hand too forward?”

“You have the cutest blush~”

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🐤 ;3c

[ofhotheads-blog]

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[parilio]

@welkmoon​ | now, now. your health comes first. / from baizhu c:

     hu tao’s bottom lip is pushed outwards in a pout as she’s poked & prodded by baizhu -- this is less than ideal , she realizes , as there’s work to be done before the sun sets . sure , she may have nearly passed out from exhaustion multiple times over the past few days , but it wasn’t anything she couldn’t handle . arms fold over her chest as she lets out a small ‘ hmph ’ & turns her head to the side .

     ❝     i’m fine ,     ❞ hu tao insists , even as the tired within her eyes seems to grow heavier & heavier with each passing moment . there’s a momentary pause before hazel eyes glance over in his direction once more . ❝     i’m not paying your fee for this , if you’re wondering , so you can stop any time .     ❞

[penny-anna]

people don’t only have gay/bi headcanons for the purpose of shipping… sometimes you just look at a character and go ‘yeah that is not a heterosexual’. it’s just about. vibes. it’s about what’s in your heart.

[cathwritestragediesnotsins]

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

[teamwang]

*nervously calls crush bro*