Parker

just dead inside

[lezisloife]

Just finished the umbrella academy and the most disturbing thing was watching Ellen page kiss a man

[umbrelllaklaus]

A concept: Klaus Hargreeves with black lipstick

[im-the-batmann]

Nobody:

43 randomly normal girls around the world all at once without warning:

[klausandhisghosts]

Diego: what if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Allison: pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Luther: socks are Feetie Heaties

Ben: forks are Stabby Grabbies

Klaus: defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Vanya: nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Five: stamps are Lickie Stickies

Reginald: my children are disappointments

[thesixth-hargreeves]

Justin’s Twitter Update

Aidan answering (more like adding) question about Ben and Klaus’ power and look what Justin has to say

[damienlost]

“his face does this flirtatious twitch, and i felt dirty!”

[parkerdoesartsss-blog]

absolute goblin tntl concept

shayne, making out with damien and then extending his fist to the person in the hot seat: just watched call me by your name

[chenslucy]

damien: “it’s a brand new game for me baby boy”

shayne will forever be known as baby boy

[gia-francesca]

Sleepy bois and their kitters

[damienlost]

joven ships shaymien more than we do

plot twist: joven runs a shaymien blog. figure out who makes the most typos in the fandom and that’s him

[damienlost]

when damien gets soft over shayne and looks at him like this… oof

(bonus:)

[parkerdoesartsss-blog]

Damien: I’d date you.

Shayne: What?

Damien: I SAID I HATE YOU.

[damienlost]

they honestly could have called the new s&o “shayne being smitten for twenty minutes straight” and it would still have been accurate

[lovelycalluna]

[parkerdoesartsss-blog]

Sirius: How many more miles?

Remus: 114.

Sirius: So I just go straight.

Remus: As hard as that must be for you, yes.

Sirius: So gayly forward?

Remus: Gayly forward.

[doctor-ryland-grace]

listen I can't tell you why but I just have the feeling that with all his insane fashion choices Freddie would totally wear matching Hawaiian shirts.

This is literally the cutest thing I have ever read with my two eyes.

“Are you ready, babe?” The person that voice belonged to was behind a very delicately made Chinese screen in the corner of one his many bedrooms he had so thoughtfully given to you to use whenever you wanted to come spend time with him, and well, the cats as well. Mainly him. The smile on Freddie’s face was coming through the air in the tone of speaking he was using. Excitement, happiness, contentment. He loved to show you all the new things he got, you figured it was one of the unspoken rules that the two of you had as you were best friends and spent much of his free time together, even the time he spent with the band or promoting the band was with you. “It’s quite gorgeous, really. I feel like a landscape painting, darling.”“I’m ready to see, Fred!” You laughed lightly. You loved his personality. All of the different aspects that it included. The shyness around people he wasn’t sure about, the openness with his friends, the teasing nature of his words and the thoughtful contemplation that occasionally arose across his sharp features. Freddie was surely a wonder and an amazing man to have in your life.“Drum roll, please!” He rolled the ‘r’ in ‘drum’ before sauntering out from behind the Chinese screen with a silly grin spattered across his face. You couldn’t help but laugh, pressing your hand to your mouth as you looked at him, the bright shirt capturing your attention right away. It was tucked into a pair of nearly pitch black tight jeans and he was currently not wearing shoes, but, his socks were mismatched. “Ta-da!!” He held his arms up and looked at himself in the mirror after giving you a happy little pirouette. “Do I not look fantastic, darling?” He rolled his eyes dramatically at the word ‘fantastic’ to add a bit of emphasis to the word.“You look,” You laughed again and bit down on your bottom lip, “Very bright, Freddie. Where in gods name did you find that shirt?”“I got it when I was on tour in America. Is it not American enough?” He himself laughed this time, “I look like one of those uhm…” He snapped his fingers and chuckled, “Tourists. All I need is a fancy hat and a camera ‘round my neck then I’ve got the style down!”

You skipped towards Freddie and pressed a kiss to his cheek. “It really suits you, love. Very… Cheery!!”

“Good, because I’ve got one for you too!”

“You got me…”“A matching shirt! We’ll be like one of those cute old couples that match all the time.” He raised his eyebrows and shuffled to the left, picking up a paper bag before tossing it to you. 

Bonus Ending:

“Hey guys.” You said and walked into the studio with a few bags of drive-in food for Brian, Roger and Deaky. They looked at you, not one of them willing to ask what was up with you shirt. There was complete silence between all of you as you sat the food down, looking up at them and tilting your head. “What’s up?”“Uhm.” Roger murmured, looking at you and smiling sweetly, “Nothing, we just need to know… Who uh…”

Freddie walked in a few seconds after you, his hands on his hips. “Are we ready to get to work?” He announced to the room.

After seeing your shirt and then looking at Freddie, you could hear Brian, Roger and Deaky all say ‘oh’ in union, Deaky bursting out into laughter a few seconds later.

I’m sweating nervously bc this is the first fic I’ve written for Freddie, I hope you guys all like it! Thank you for reading! Enjoy! Reblogs and likes are appreciated!

–<3Emmy.

[brianmight]

Happy 35th birthday Gwil!