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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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guess it's a good time to drop this since I'm hanging around here more! I'm finally brave enough to post my writing but not free enough to update consistently, so please enjoy what I have for now aheh
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you did it !!! 🥅
2021.01.08
Falcon's Sunset
I feel so bad for Tadhla the Falcon.... She just finished her coming of age hunt. That means she's still so young... Too young...
WGHY DOES HE HAVE A FOUR WHEELER TGATS SO FUNNY. WHO GAVE HIM THAT?????
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Put him in rice.
He will be fine.
i hope every assignment. dies
reblog to eat all of your mutuals assignments like a dog
Master of all four elements
today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails "dual aft pigtails" bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever he did my hair in pigtails as a kid he would put them at the right angle so they qualified as dual aft. what a fuckign nerd
the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.
Sometimes a grandma is a little creature that lives on the floor
im sure theres a legitimate canon reason that anakin didnt get executed during order 66 but im obsessed with the idea of palpatine sending out like a mass email to the clones just being like “ps anakin is on our side btw”
pov: you’re the clone trooper that accidentally killed anakin and you have the break the news to palpatine
what if Fox’s chip just straight up didn’t work and when the order went out he saw all his buddies murdering jedi and figured he might as well go along with it and immediately went for anakin because Fox does Not Like general skywalker
so fox just straight up murders Darth Vader and all his brothers are like “dude what the fuck” and Fox is like “were we not killing jedi? I’m sorry i thought it was Kill All the Jedi Day”
I’m sorry but the mental image of fox getting the order and immediately sprinting out of the senate building, comming Appo for Anakin’s current location, stealing a speeder and just zooming as fast as he can and arriving just in time to cut anakin off from the jedi temple and shoot him dead before he kills everyone there is just hilarious
Palpatine: ah yes all jedi in the Coruscant temple will be eliminated by my apprentice. I’m perfectly safe.
Appo, comming palpatine: holy kriff sir, Fox just shot Skywalker dead. Emptied a whole blaster mag on him. He’s still smoldering on the ground, so very kriffing dead. *muffled voice in the background* yeAH WE WERE MEANT TO KILL THE JEDI BUT THIS ONE WAS ON OUR SIDE, COMMANDER, WHAT THE HELL!
Fox: *distant screaming* the order was “kill all jedi”! I killed a jedi! You’re kriffing welcome!
*heated argument in the comm lines while palpatine sweats, glancing at the security footage that shows all jedi from the temple converging to the senate building ready to beat him like a piñata*
Fox literally died in canon because he tried to kill Vader for being a Jedi IIRC
pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
I can get behind that
(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)
this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe
*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”
