ParkerRaccoon

Lost my old account (raccoonparking), feel free to say hello to the new me. Fan of history, marvel, starwars and plenty more. Have a lovely day!

[andromeddog]

a mutual lack of sense

[andromeddog]

a mutual lack of sense

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[my-dailydreams]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[animentality]

[thememedaddy]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[softwaring]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[tuatara-time]

Had to do it. Sorry Tech fans

[foxwithadarkside]

@wings-and-beskargam

[oliviawhen]

Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨

[lyjaa]

Tintin fanart in the big 26 perchance?? 👀👀

oh god tintin is so nostalgic... the movie might be my favorite movie ever

also medic would be a great tintin villain

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

[nessieartss]

Live laugh love type shit