[hocotate]

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

[parkeypan]

Cuando era niño, mis padres me compraron una viola. La quería porque los estudiantes del colegio nos mostraron los instrumentos para que nos uniéramos a la orquesta. Pero cuando yo la recibí, y yo la quería tocar, mis padres y mis hermanos me dijeron, “No toques tu viola ahora, hace demasiado ruido.” Así que no la toqué. Pero era niño, yo estaba emocionado tener algo nuevo y poder hacer música. Pero, debido a que hiciera tanto ruido, no la podía usar. Perdí el deseo de hacer música, y eso me pone un poco triste.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[youtubethumbnails]

[pissvortex]

you can turn it off but only once

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[terriamon]

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

[deaddolin]

tomato a fruit

[terriamon]

blocked

[deaddolin]

you can block me but you can’t block the truth

[tibets]

[parkeypan]

Poetry

I don't think I've written poetry that wasn't about you.

You have me so fucked up, and you don't even realize it.

-p.d.m.

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[intensional]

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.

[harrywelsh]

when i start a post off with Bro i’m speaking directly to god

[parkeypan]

Unboxing video but it’s a juice box so it just makes a mess.

[iprobablyspeakyourlanguage]

i can’t wait for school to be over so i’ll be able to dedicate 100% of my time to languages and get better at the 4 languages i need to get better at and start the learning of another language because i can’t prevent myself from wanting to learn other languages and mix everything up and feel bad about my capacities and skills

[langblrwhy]

I have only two modes:

1. Oh, I want to stay in bed all day and pretend to be a depressed cinnamon roll, please

2. I want to clean the house, learn japanese, hawaiian, russian, arabic, sign language, linguistic, geographical stuff, read 5 books and practice watercolor