[picturegaga-deactivated20180417]

Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

8 year old me : 

[lycanthropoyremade-deactivated2]

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

[ceruleanfuckup]

Gay culture is talking in your Straight Voice when around a group of guys

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Gay culture is using your Straight Voice when getting into an uber or lyft so your rating doesn’t tank

[sans-bacon-deactivated20180901]

Gay culture is using straight voice on your patients

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

Gay culture is having a Straight Voice

[arbitrary-stag]

“Hey dude, how’s it goin?”

[emotiona1shorty]

i cannot fucking believe i never realized this 

[iamsosmart-smrt]

So as a division officer to nearly 60 sailors over 3 years. I asked every single one. “What made you join the Navy?” Here is the breakdown. 80% - To pay for college 10% - To get out of a bad family situation 5% - Family Tradition 5% - Because of 9/11.

[patrickat]

“Would poor people literally risk their lives to win access to things that the rich take for granted if that weren’t set up as the only way to get them?”

[silverol]

lgbt culture is being closeted and getting an adrenaline rush when referring to your future partner as ‘them’ 

[lilith-of-stardust]

Not to be corny but do u ever get hit with a wave of love so comfortable and deep that u feel like uve already loved this person for thousands of years

[halleyscometrry-deactivated2024]

This is LGBTQ+ culture

[metahomo]

[twitterlols]

don’t bother flirting w me unless this is ur future

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

[rebel-in-tartan]

HOLY SHIT

[full-metal-ancom-deactivated201]

[alexander]

big mood rn

[waynedrake]

“yee ha.”

[warcrimesonline]

Why do scots type like they speak

[dealersample]

Different language

[parkgaaydrive]

Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?

[llawlietofficial]

i just thought i’d leave this tweet here

[meanplastic]

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