Pls Do Not Hit Me I Have Only 5 HP

John, 29, he/him Get a load of this guy 😂

[parkinglotboy]

Fuck I love medicine . Wow medicine thank you

[b1rd1e]

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[parkinglotboy]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck it’s fun to stay at the

[swagophile]

*makes you green for 1 frame without telling you*

[chips1977]

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

[sherdnerd]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[bruzum]

urgent

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[parkinglotboy]

Good evening

[parkinglotboy]

Good nite all ,

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s important to occasionally be a horny pervert on main so your mutuals know it’s okay to be a horny pervert with you

[princilly]

ough

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[parkinglotboy]

It’s medicine hours fellers

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[jp-nichts]

o7

Don't have to tell me twice. I'll gladly kiss girls to keep the battlemech happy