Pls Do Not Hit Me I Have Only 5 HP

John, 30, he/him Get a load of this guy 😂

[parkinglotboy]

It’s Fleetwood Mac Friday

[parkinglotboy]

The Hunger

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[parkinglotboy]

A hotdog that gives you 100hp

[hitmyvape]

this guy is a total crap of a shit

[seven-winged-liar]

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

[parkinglotboy]

Can you believe my wheelchair seat cushion broke during Disability Pride Month . F

[gaystation4]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[parkinglotboy]

Ganitals

[narciesuss]

[bruzum]

[importantpics]

[catstrat]

just being myshellf! #turtle

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[tall]

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.