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The archive blog of Deagle Nation commander Jace AKA "ParkourDude91". WARNING: This is my old site which I am no longer using. To see new my site and blog, go to www.deaglenation.tv or jaceconnors.com. This tumblr will only be updated rarely and will be like an archive of my old posts.

[parkourdude91]

www.DeagleNation.TV/livestream So We Doin A Live Stream 2 Nite AT 6 PM N Shit So Ill C U There Lol Like I Hope U Guys Like My Remix Im Basicly A DJ Of Ownage Cuz Im Owning Tyce With A Swoerd Thats Like A Poetical Justice N Shit U Might Have Heard Jace Playin COD AW In Da BAck Ground I Had 2 Stop Recordin N Close Da Door Cuz He Was Sayin I was Bein 2 Loud With My Dissin So I Had To Like Turn Down Da Diss Dial 2 A Quieter Setting If U Kno What Im Sayin So Ne Wayz Peace Out Guys -Eli SUBSCRIBE TO MY OTHER CHANNELS FOR MORE: www.youtube.com/user/DeagleNationVideos -More Videos Like This www.youtube.com/user/DeagleNationLIVE2 -Livestreams

[parkourdude91]

TUNE IN FOR MY NEW YEARS STREAM 6PM EST TONIGHT!!! THE SIMS 3 WITH CO-HOST ELI - GET READY FANS!!!

[parkourdude91]

WWW.DEAGLENATION.TV After US Military Intelligence veteran Elijah's overseas journalism project OPERATION TUPACALYPSE, he was promised an XBox One for completing his mission overseas. This is him recieving that present many months late, a homecoming for a truly wounded warrior. Thank You so much to all the HEART-WARMERS who warmed our hearts and/or minds this CHristmas with such generous, distribuous GIFTING!!! Thank You!! Press 1 to respect Christmas. SUBSCRIBE TO MY OTHER CHANNELS FOR MORE: www.youtube.com/user/DeagleNationVideos -More Videos Like This www.youtube.com/user/DeagleNationLIVE2 -Livestreams

[parkourdude91]

Tune in in just 2 hours, my Christmas Fundraiser Special will be LIVE!!! I am saving up money to but Eli an XBox One after Operation Tupacalypse failed and left Eli and me penniless and desperate. We can't afford christmas presents so I am crowdsourcing ELI an XBox One to make up for his SACRIFICES in the tour of duty!! You can donate here: http://www.deaglenation.tv/donate/ I will also be hosting FACT ZONE later tonight, as well as some Sick gaming!!! Make sure to tune in, see you there!!

[parkourdude91]

Hello Fans. In one hour (3:30PM EST) I will be LIVESTREAMING a Question and/or Answer period where I will be taking questions relating to my highly unique livestyle, which I call "Wolfkin" in which I am actually the spirit of the wolf dude. NOTE TO TROLLS: Please Withhold your Disrespect! This is a trolling free zone for your freaking intel, so go home with that crap, because I will screen your calls. That is all goodbye.

[parkourdude91]

I wanted to ask, as one Tactical Suburban Marine Warrior to another, have you ever had to make or use exotic ammo? I used to make like, explosive tracer incendiary bullets for Max damage an I wondered if you did the same dude. Stay frosty.

Yes I have custom-reloaded many of my own guns before using reloading benches and equipment on US Army bases, during my deployment with the 140th division in Iraq. In particular, I meddled around with some shotty ammo and ended up adding an FMJ customization. What this means, in laymans terms to a civillian, is that the shotgun bullets pierced armor like never before. On top of that their bullet velocity was increased even further by packing it with more black powder than ever before. You should have seen me tear through those bastards. One shot went clean through the front of a terrorist truck and into the passenger seat - the guy looked like swiss cheese after. Good times.

[parkourdude91]

[FIGHT FOOTAGE OF JUGGALO TEEN BEATDOWN]

Tonight me and Eli resolved the dispute between  us and Tyce. The stakes: If we lost then we would have to pay $500 to Tyce as repayment and issue a public apology. If we won then Tyler AKA Tyce would be required to pay up for Eli's XBox One which he illegally stranded Eli in Israel for. Watch the Outcome Above, Hosted on Liveleak.com for legal reasons.

-Jace W. Connors, Former Retired Veteran of the United States Marines.

[parkourdude91]

Yo Eli Here. Me And Jace Are Gonna Kick Tyce's Azz 2Nite.

My Countdown

Yo Wats Up Guys Eli Here Just Wit A Quick Update So 2Nite Me And Jace Are Gonna Go Vigilante On Tyces Ass Cuz He Stranded Me In Israel And Fucking Ruined My Cottage While I Was Gone And Tried 2 Kill Me By Sending Me 2 Gaza Without Even A Gun So Like Thats It Hes Cornered We Gonna Meet Him Out At This Sand Lot In Da Middle of Nowhere N Have A 2v1 Its Fair Tho Cuz He Is Gonna Be Usin These Nonlethal Weaponz He Said Nunchucks And Sais Like Ninja Shit Basicaly So Like Its Kinda Still An Even Fite Cuz Me N Jace Are Using Fists Ne Wayz See You Guys Soon We Gonna Record Da Fite N Upload It Here So Watch Out Guys Peace Eli Out

[parkourdude91]

Hey Wats Up Guys Eli Here Haa So This Vidz Gona Be A Quick Like Recap Of What Hapend Last 3 Dayz Or So Cuz Like Jace Told Me 2 Make A Lil Recap Vid... He Gave Me His Camera N Said Like "Yo My Moms Gonna Freak Out When I Get Back Home Cuz I Stole Her Car Again" And Im Like Shiiiiiit Lol Lmao So Im Vloggin Now In Stead Of Him Cuz Like He Basically Gettin Grounded HardCore Um What Else O Ya So My Dad Finally Turned Da Power Back On After Like Me Calling Him At 3 In Da Fuckin Morning And Just Letting Him Know I Was Fuckin Freezing I Was Wrapped Up IN Dese Blankets Like Some Faggot Sandrag Baby Or Sum Shit Like It Was Bullshit And He Was All Like Ok Fine Ill Fuckin Call Da Power Company So Finally Like After Fuckin Hourz Of Bull Shit My Power Is Back Thanks Dad For Not Being A Bitch Like Mom Lol Well Basically Thats It Guys Im Out Here Just Havin A Breather Really Freaked Out By All Da Bull Shit Thats Been Goin Down Lately You Know Like Its Been Crazy Wild Out Here Im Just Happy 2 Be Back In Da Crib Smokin A Fat One Watchin Sum Cartoonz N Shit Lol Good Old Times Like Normal Its Kinda Weird Tho Cuz Jace Like Boarded Up All Da Windows After That Faggot Tyce Ruined My Cottage I Cant Believe That Lil Bitch Made Jace Like Do All This Stuff And He Basicaly Fuck Up My Cotage Like Wowww Can You Say Fuckin Bitch Alert Haaa Yeah Thats Right I Speak What I Say Bich Ne Wayz So Like Im Just Glad Da Comander Fuckin Picked Me Up He Basicly Saved My Ass Yo Like Back In Fuckin 2 Months Ago I Thought He Was Just Pullin My Leg Bout All Dis Islamic Conspiricy Bull Shit But Like Now I Seen The Truth You Know What I Mean Man And Like He Bascly Defended My House He Said Tyce Was Tryin 2 Burn Down My House N Steal All My Furnature So He Defended It N Shit Like Even Gave Me This Sick Ass John Cena Poster Its Pretty Chill Man So Like Basically Da Comander Is Like The 1 Person Who Hasnt Been A Bitch 2 Me Lately I Mean Damn Dude Lol Like Whaaaaat Bitch Alert Lol Like Da Haterz Crawlin Outta The Wood Work Here Lol Lol #Lmao Lol So Ne Wayz I Just Wanted 2 Hit Up Da Net Wit A Quick Blog So Thats It Im Out Peace Off Guys Eli Out Ill Post More Shit Soon Yo

[parkourdude91]

Whats Up Guys Ive Been Waitin At Da Airport 4 Jace For Like Fuckin Hours Now Thought Id Just Upload This Shit I Was Gona Wait Till I Got Back 2 Da Crib 2 Uplode It But I Got Nothin 2 Do dude Im Fuckin Just Waitin Here Dude Hangin Tight Haaa But Like Wow Jace Fuckin Said Hed Pick Me Up We Were Gona Hng Out  At Da Cottage So I Wouldnt Have 2 Ride Back Wit My Parentz Cuz My Fuckin Dad Was Gonna Pick Me Up But It Like A 2 Hour Fuckin Ride Back 2 Da House Cuz Im At JFK Rite Now But Guess Jace Was Busy Cuz He Kept Sayin He Was Fuckin Busy Wrappin Up Loose ENds Or Some Vague Bull Shit If U Are Readin This Then Imn Kinda Pissed Ive Been Waiting Here I Really Wanna Fucking Go 2 Sleep In My Own Bed Haha Get Back 2 Da Cottage Where I Belong N Get A Good Nites Sleep In B4 My Parents Start Bitchin Me Out Ya Know Ive Been Awake 4 2 Days Fuckin Str8 Here Cuz I Pulled An All Niter So Like If U Think About It Im Really Not In Da Mood 4 Dis SHit Like Cmon Dude Seriously Cmon Like Wow Man Cmon This Is Just Wow Cmon Ok Because Dude Its Like Cmon Wow Jace Seriously Dude U Stranded Me At Da Air Port I Had 2 Fuckin Run Away N Hide N Shit Set Up My Gear Near This Fuckin Wheel Chair Ramp Thing Cuz My Fuckin Parents Were Gonna Find Me Like I Told Em No Dont Pick Me UP But Wow Do THey Fuckin Listen 2 Me No They Fuckin Dont Cuz Theyre Truu Fagz Seriously Bitch Wow Seriously Wow That's LIke WoW Dude Seriously Dude Wow Ok Thanks For Nothing WOW Dude Seriously Wow Thanks For Dude WOw Ok Peacin Out Here Im Barely Fuckin Awwake At All Drank A Monster Didnt Even WOrk Wow Fuckin Bull SHit SUBSCRIBE TO MY OTHER CHANNELS FOR MORE: www.youtube.com/user/DeagleNationVideos -More Videos Like This www.youtube.com/user/DeagleNationLIVE2 -Livestreams

[parkourdude91]

Jace here with an emergency update. Eli's mom has just found out we were trying to kill the prime minister of Palestine. We have decided to abort Operation Tupacalypse and make a tactical withdrawal. After nearly 4 months overseas, Eli is coming home from Israel on a High-Speed Evac on a flight back to America. Please keep reading for details dude We are entering a defensive strategy of our situation because at the moment because Eli's mom is on the verge of discovering our base of operations at Eli's cottage and if she interferes (typical of civilians in my line of work) she could disrupt our entire financial foundation (which I will not speak about on here because I have a civil right to not testify against myself and I do not consent to recordings) as well as disrupt an ongoing research mission about the Ebola infestation against the Gaming lifestyle of the Eastern United States Seaboard which we believe is being weaponized by Islamic forces with an outside agenda dead-set on the United States Population however during this crucial time I want everyone to know that I am NOT panicking, I am KEEPING my COOL, and this is MERELY A ROADBUMP TO OUR SUCESS. Eli is scheduled to arrive VERY SOON AND IN THE MEANTIME, We are PREPARING for the NEXT PHSAE OF OUR OPERATION We have a contigency plan so PLEASE do not worry WE HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL AND I AM CURRENTLY DEVOTING ALL OF MY TRAINING AND EXPERIENCE TO ENSURING THAT NOTHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ELI'S COTTTAGE. Please keep abreast of this channel, and my twitter @ParkourDude91 and Eli's twitter @IcyPlayboi69 and my channel from now on because this may be the last you hear from us in a while,But we WILL MAKE OUR LAST STAND and I would repeat to you to NOT PANIC and in the mean time we will surely rely on our instints to survive this content we are LONE WOLVES who do not need anyone else to suceed in this world thank you for watching. Goodbye - Jace W. Connors United States Marine 41st Division Army, Rest in Peace to My Friend and Close Battle-Buddy Corporal Bradley Schwartz Who I served With KIA Operation Fire Wing In Iraq, During The Iraq Insurgency In 2013.

[parkourdude91]

I know EXACTLY how I'm spending this month's SSI check ;) Thanks Obama you socialist bastard now I get to game on your dime dude.Thats payback for what you did to america. #Revolution #Payback

[parkourdude91]

Day 102 of Eli's mission to Israel: Over three months ago I sent my friend to Israel to conduct an incogneato investigation of a suspected conspiracy in Israel and Palestine involving Tupac Shakur being alive. This is our evidence, which PROVES conspiracy within the Aryan States+Israel+Al-Qassam and Obama + possible New World Order by Islamic Caliphate. Warning: the truths you see in this video may shock you. he has uncovered some shocking trucks.He will share with you this and while we have now realized the Tupac connection to be a red herring,the truth is out there and Eli is giving you the scoop 101. Please follow @IcyPlayboi69 on Twitter for more of Eli's updates. Thank You

[parkourdude91]

In this debut episode of Dank Swordz TV, anarchist sword thug and Internet personality Tyce Andrews reviews the deadly Black Skull Double Blade pocket knife available for $6.99 at various retail stores. Sorry for no bottle-cutting demonstrations or cut tests in this video, the first knife (Timber Wolf folding pocket knife) we were gonna review broke off when we tried hitting a Monster can with it a bunch of times so we decided to not bother trying after that. Tyce said Monster is pressurized because it's basically NOS so it would explode if you cut it in half but he was wrong because all that happened was he broke the mechanism on my wolf knife that I paid good welfare money for and now the blade just kinda swings around and won't stay open and we're going to be doing a sword cut video as soon as I can get Tyce to chill out and stop threatening me with the box of knives and swords every time I remind him to actually talk about the specs of the blade when we are filming these instead of rambling about how he is going to use them to kill his dad or beat up cops. Tyce has anger management problems and also difficulty speaking sometimes so please do not make fun of him. Thank you this is sincerily by ParkourDude91 ok. Peace.

[parkourdude91]

Operation Tupacalypse Day 94 Mission Status (From Eli Da Playboi)

Operation Tupacaalpyse Update From Eli Heere  So Watch These 2 Vids First Bitch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSh73H4jD2s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keF-MOfvYWM Yo So Basically You Guys Know How I Went On A Camel Trip Right Well Basically I Was Hopin 4 2 Things 1 To Get Into JewRusalem 2 To Find Da Jew Peeramidz N Bust Into Em N Shit Cuz Tupac Was Inside 1 Peermiad Like Dey Basically Was Sayin Wen I Was Learnin Bout Peeramidz Dey Said They Were Holow Inside Like Empty N Shit So Im Thinkin Here Wat If Dey Put Tupac Inside A Peeramid Like He A Mummy Or Some Shit Right Well Thats Why Im Investagatein This Shit N Like I Was Ttryin 2 Break Away From My Tour Group N Like Ride Da CAmel 2 Find Peeramidz But They Said No U have 2 Stay WIth Us Or Ull Die Im Like Fuck U Im A Dezert Souljer Ne Wayz So Im Headin Out ON Da Camel Trail Wit hTHese Tourist Faggots N Finally I Gret To Da Fukin Town We Stayin AT Ovr Nite B4 We Hed 2 JewRusalem N I Tried 2 Hit On A Few CHicas Haa At Da Hostel But They Must BE Dykes Or Sume Shit Czause They All Be LIke "No" N Wont Even Fuking Put Out So Im Like Fuk This Haaaha So Im Like Well Better Finish Da Mission N Shit So Im Just Like Hey Ima Go Take A Piss Dawg N I Head Outta Da Hostel N I Just Start GOin INto Da Dezert Rite. They Dont KNo IM Leavin So Im Headin Out 2 Da FUkin Peeramid Like LOokin 4 It. N I Spent Da HOLE FUking Day Looking 4 This Gay ASs Fuking Peeramid Wanderin Da a DEZERT N Shit With My Camera Taken Pics IM thinkin Islams Behind Every Bush N Shit Waitin 4 Me WIt SNiper Rifles Yo Cuz IM Fukin Faded IN Da Dezert Ya Das Rite Smokin Some Hashish Out There Cuz Whos Gona Stop Me Rite Its No MAnz LAnd But Ne Wayz I Got ALL Dese Fucking Pics of DA SHit N Jace SAid I Could Release Em Cuz Like Thye cant Blow My Cover N Shit As A Incogneato SPy N Shit Yo SO HEre U go Here My Recon Pics Frum 2Days Dezert Soulja Mission Nigga   Lik e Waz Just Lucky I Had A Compass N Shit I Like LEft A Trail So I WOuldnt GEt Lost Just Like Jace Told Me. Also Sum Bonus Picz Of Da Tour Fagggots I was Tryin 2 Get Pics Of Da Hot Girlz So I could Jack Off 2 Them L8r But I Couldnt Get Any Thing Really Just Their Backz Turned On Me. Not Hot At All Smdh Nigga

So In Da End I Didnt Even Fuking Find 2Pac Didnt FInd Shit Nigga. I Found A BUnch of Lights In Da Night Wen Da Sun Was Settin U Can C Up There Tho Cuz Like It lOOk Like A Airbase Or Landing Strip Rite?? Mite Investagatae 2Morrow Dude Cuz Dat Mite B Like a Islam Base Or Sum Shit Dude Ne Wayz I Finaly Found My Way Back 2 Da Town After Like Fuckin 8 Hourz Tour Group Wasnt There NE More I Think They THought I Bailed On Em But Faggggots Didnt Even Fukin Wait 4 Me So Now IM Basacally Stranded N Shit Stayin In This Shitty Lil Hotel Thing Here Like Thank God I can Use Dey Internet 2 Fuckin Contact Jace Rite Cuz Im Tryin 2 Find A Way 2 Cross Da Border Now Im In This Lil Town Near Mount Raymond In Israel But THere No Way Of Getin Out So Im In Da Middle Of Nowhere Nigga Me N Jace Figurin Out Wat 2 Do Now But Just a UPdate FOr all Yall Peace Out -ELI DA PLAYBOI Follow me on Twitter Dawg @IcyPlayboi69 4 More Updatez Peace

[parkourdude91]

I am going to be doing a live-streamed Let's Play of Saint's Row 2, starting tomorrow at 6PM EST! Be there! Here's the link...

[parkourdude91]

My mom UNFAIRLY called the Cops on me and grounded me due to my protest of #Feminism and #GamerGate. This is what happens when you take my freedom of speech away. This is Naziism.