parks and trek

i saw where a parks and recreation and star trek was and i said "no this will not do" reboot series just b/c i like chris pine's face that is 90% of the reason this exists

[belladonnaeyes]

[parksandtrekreation]

Kirk: I don’t want to cause a panic.

Kirk: *on ship comm* newsflash, we’re screwed.

[monitoringyourxfrequency-deacti]

[parksandtrekreation]

#my fave thing about this#is that since we're in reboot verse#he could actually not join that group

[parksandtrekreation]

me: yeah idk i'm just not a fan of how the reboot has completely lost touch with the original message of tos and frankly i find some of their choices for the movies downright offensive and i don't support them

me when trek 3 comes out: FUCK 👏 ME 👏 UP 👏 SCOTTY 👏

[onchyart]

[talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla]

Actually really accurate

[kirk-spock-in-the-impala]

[parksandtrekreation]

Kirk: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Bones: No, I said "Kirk, don't lick the swing set," and you said "Don't tell me what to do, Bones." And then you licked the swing set.

[parksandtrekreation]

star trek: into darkness or, as i prefer to call it, "that one time scotty left the ship and everything went to hell in under 24 hours"

[parksandtrekreation]

i want the plot of the next reboot movie to just be them dealing with the horror of an undead tribble. it gives birth to more tribbles. they all have inherited khan's super blood. there are hundred of tribbles and they are all invincible and unstoppable. 

[belladonnaeyes]

[parksandtrekreation]

if there's going to be a meme from parks and rec i highly recommend this quote it is never not funny

[parksandtrekreation]

capricornwholovesdanger replied to your post: every time i go to upload a picture my...

omg please just post text descriptions until you get it fixed because just the idea of spock saying “the calzones betrayed me?” is cracking me the fuck up

ideas:

image of spock looking into the chamber where kirk is dying with a single tear sliding down his cheek. the text reads: "the calzones...betrayed me?"

photoset: all pictures are from the first movie. same scene. pike is addressing kirk in the bar during their first meeting. text reads: "Hey, what are you doing tonight?" next image is kirk smiling text reads: "don't you mean...who am i doing tonight?" next image is a more serious kirk text reads: "no one. i'm free. what's up?"

[parksandtrekreation]

every time i go to upload a picture my laptop crashes. every time. ive run so many fucking virus checks and stuff and it keeps happening. literally all i am trying to do is upload a crappy picture of spock going "the calzones...betrayed me?" for the past week

anway that's part of the reason this blog is dead

also because you guys dont submit anything

[zeeewa-deactivated20150627]

it’s the best day of the year. 

♫ the best day of the year ♩

[lesbianshepard]

petition to resurrect gene roddenberry to direct the next star trek movie and rescue the reboot 

[sadspockpanda]

"average starfleet officer breaks the prime directive twice a month" factoid actualy a statistical error. average starfleet officer breaks prime directive 0 times a month. jim kirk, who captains the enterprise & breaks the prime directive 10,000 times each month, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[spicyshimmy-blog]

star trek has ruined me. i was looking up lyrics and thought ‘ah yes. t’pain, the vulcan’