Park Tae Hyun

"By my side you’ll never be, cause I’m fake at the seams, I’m lost in my dreams. I want you to know that I can’t let you go and you’re never coming home again." - Swans, Unkle Bob

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[ motions to the chair ] You’re in my seat. 

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[parktayhyun]

Oh gosh, I had no idea these were assigned... [Tae stood up hastily, gathering her things as she did so.] Is the one next to this one available?

[kim-jamie]

I just slept through the entire class period, and Mrs. Gilbert let me get away with it.

[parktayhyun]

You really shouldn't be sleeping in class, especially in Mrs. Gilbert's. Most of what she teaches you now is the base for what you will learn next year.

[phoenixgates]

If only I was so lucky. I never get a a chance to catch my breath with AP classes.

[parktayhyun]

I tried to haggle my schedule with the secretary until I was able to get study period after my toughest class. My other AP classes, well, I don't get much breaks after lunch.

[rhodes-oliver]

I believe it’s safe. I’m still alive, aren’t I? 

[parktayhyun]

You just picked up the random sandwich in question right now, so I don't think that's a good indicator...

[phoenixgates]

I feel bad for your fourth period teacher. You must be grumpy beyond belief. I know I usually am.

[parktayhyun]

It's study period usually, thank god. I think if I had a class after I wouldn't even be able to pay attention from how much I'm trying to get circulation back into my fingers.

[phoenixgates]

I wrote so many notes in that class, I swear my hands were on fire.

[parktayhyun]

I know that feeling... For me it's Chemistry, my hand feels like it's going to fall off after third period.

[rhodes-oliver]

Holy shit. 

Whoever left this sandwich unattended will no doubt regret it. 

[parktayhyun]

Are you sure that's safe to eat...

[kingcolebuchanan]

Huh? What? What do you mean I fell asleep in the library?

[parktayhyun]

I mean that you're drooling on the encyclopedia. The one that everyone in school has to use.

[bryce-vieytez]

What do you think?

[bryce-vieytez]

What did you have to do?

[parktayhyun]

Usually? The oatmeal thing I told you, quick cardio workout to get hot and sweaty so it visibly looks like a fever, once they thought I had a fever just by looking at me, then any trick to heat up the thermometer like drinking tea without letting it cool off just before could work. And that was just to stay home for one day.

[bryce-vieytez]

What do you think?

[bryce-vieytez]

I’m pretty sure he dipped the thermometer in it. But if you think the puke thing would work I could try that. 

[parktayhyun]

My parents would see through that plan in a second. Forced me to be... creative the few times I've wanted to stay home.

[bryce-vieytez]

What do you think?

[bryce-vieytez]

I’ll take what I can get. Maybe to amp it up I can use the trick from Ferris Bueller’s day off with the whole oatmeal thing. 

[parktayhyun]

Never seen that movie but I'm guessing put it in the toilet and fake vomit? If that's it then it might make it more believable for a one week stay out of school. Also might make it easier to figure out you're not actually sick, so there's that.

[bryce-vieytez]

What do you think?

I could totally pass as a guy with some kind of virus that would stop him from going to school for like a week, right?

[parktayhyun]

Maybe not a week but definitely a three day break from school. To miss a week you'd have to be, like, dying or something.

[paytonsivy]

Sam Pepper is a complete asshole, and overstepped his boundaries completely. Did anybody else hear about that? Some of these people don’t deserve the fame they get.

[parktayhyun]

He's the one who tried to pass off sexual harassment as a prank right? 'm not exactly sure because I refuse to give him any more pageviews than he already has, from what I heard he was an incredible douchebag.

[ashleighstiltner]

If you come any closer to me with that sign up sheet I’ll shove it so far down your fucking throat that you’ll be able to taste how pathetic whatever fucking club you’re in is.

[parktayhyun]

Sorry, I didn't mean to bother you. Just wanted to invite you to the marvelous music club. Maybe I should refer you to the anger management club instead, you might find some useful tips to... not do what you're doing.

[elliot-hines]

Sucks ass for the losers who have to go back to school.

[parktayhyun]

We're not losers, we're students, and school is actually fun for some people, you know?

[kingcolebuchanan]

I mean, do I really have to turn these syllabuses in? Can’t we just skip this whole part? I’m old enough to not have to get my parents’ signature on everything.

[parktayhyun]

It's annoying but how else would a teacher contact your parents when a student inevitably breaks down from all the homework and tests?

[brielle-cochran]

Oh, it’s okay! Just wait until the perfect opportunity comes up!

[parktayhyun]

Hmm... Maybe... Or I can just wait until someone else throws a party and not have o worry about cleanup duty.