Jone Soda

I'm stupidly in love with grown men in wigs and pantyhose 18/F/Irish af

[blizzardphobe]

i speak french in public to my grandparents and to my boyfriend. people are surprised that im bilingual and say its cool and ask me to teach them some time

but when one of my classmates speaks arabic in public to her family, she gets strange and disgusted looks. no one asks to be taught arabic. no one says its cool that shes bilingual

its racism plain and simple

[viohra]

I tend to read my news in Arabic nowadays and tbh I need to be careful where I do it because I’ve had some really judgmental stares.

Like I was doing my hw on the plane and the guy next to me was visibly upset, it was bullshit.

People should be allowed to speak and read whatever language they wish without fear of discrimination.

[catchymemes]

[severestudentsoulampomothill1972]

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[m4a1-shermayne]

This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum

[stephencolbertly]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes

[orcgirls]

Tavern by Benjamin Masi

[stephencolbertly]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes

[freckledoctopus]

My semi-zombie sorcerer clown wearing my interpretation of mage armor for him

[yawpyawp]

I disturbed his nap

[bangtanbulllshit-deactivated202]

She’s so beautiful it pisses me off like why do you have to be so precious you motherfucker

[blackberryshawty]

[obesitysherpa]

This needs to be the universal standard

[yuhkidemers-deactivated20221217]

Congrats to everyone on the Spidey team! It was an honor to work on this amazing project alongside you. Anyone can wear the mask, and we proved it last night!! .

[tgi-spideys]

You earn it Miles

[psychoetheric]

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

[psychoetheric]

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

[afacelesschampion]

[usersukuna]

Thanos + yeeting people

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[parmesanslut]

Meeting a celebrity

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[dish1910]

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