he said that kylo ren had an 8 pack

that kylo ren was shredded

[g4yr4t]

my fave pics of me from 2020 - I think there are only supposed to be 9, and I think they’re all supposed to be selfies, but w/e. what a year, right?

tagged by @jimothyfingers - I’m tagging @parmfarm @in-to-the-sun @starberrykiwi @0r833 @obitchuary @talesofsymphonia2 um um um idk who else but if you’re a mutual and I didn’t tag you and you want to do this then tag me in it so I can see yr selfies!

[parmfarm]

thank u good night

[g4yr4t]

@menlet tagged me to do this thing!

Nicknames: gar, gay rat, rat, gay, gar-bear, plus a bunch of student/work ones (g.g., garlic, gar gar binks, etc.)

Zodiac Sign: aquarius ☀️ leo🌙 aries🌠

Height: 5′5″

Last Movie I Saw: detective pikachu

Last Thing I Googled: “where did mabel go animal crossing”

Favorite Musicians: the mountain goats, polkadot stingray, glim spanky, kesha, squalloscope, and so on and so forth.

Song Stuck In My Head: the animal crossing new horizons theme bc it’s what was playing last

Do I Get Asks?: sometimes!

Following: ~400

Followers: ~1200

Amount of Sleep: 10+ hrs

Lucky Number: 5

What Am I Wearing?: grey sweatpants and a tshirt with all the beta kids from homestuck on it

Dream Job: no

Favorite Food(s): goat cheese, brussel’s sprouts, breaded eggplant pizza from the pizza place a couple blocks away, and much, much more

Play An Instrument: never. unless you count elementary school recorder.

Languages: english and a smattering of spanish words

Favorite Song(s): pando (squalloscope), up the wolves (the mountain goats), praying (kesha), oh no! (marina and the diamonds)… I could go on but I won’t

Random Fact: my nana had a big doll collection and even made dolls herself!

Me as aesthetic things: plants growing through cracks in concrete, waves crashing against rocks, lightning-lit purple skies.

I tag @parmfarm @tiredrabbits @benjaminbreeg @spring-or-summer @hotdamnlookatthispan @pretentiouslimericks ummm… that’s it for now

[parmfarm]

Nicknames: carobutt, caro ren, tommy wiseau, rolyn, bearolyn,,,

Zodiac Sign: aquarius sun sagittarius moon libra rising

Height: 5′4″

Last Movie I Saw: confessions of a teenage drama queen?

Last Thing I Googled: “caro core aesthetic” for that other thing you tagged me in... but i’m too lazy to actually collect the pics and do it whoops

Favorite Musicians: green day mcr afi billy talent muse shiny toy guns

Song Stuck In My Head: the room theme song

Do I Get Asks?: the only person who interacts with me on here is you lol

Following: 97

Followers: 291 (bots)

Amount of Sleep: 6-8

Lucky Number: 80085

What Am I Wearing?: t shirt and me underwears

Dream Job: no

Favorite Food(s): brie, little a salami, sashimi, yakitori

Play An Instrument: used to play piano (and violin, badly)

Languages: english & mandarin

Favorite Song(s): the room theme song

Random Fact: i can make seashell furniture in animal crossing

Me as aesthetic things: human ribs wind chime, snooty fluffy kitty, plague doctor texting on their phone as u slow ur car down to stare

[g4yr4t]

tagged in this here quarantine survey by @dreamkats thank youuuuuuuu

Name: garrett

Nickname: gar,  garbear, gay rat, rat, gay… (there are a bunch my students have given me that have fallen out of common use, ex: garlic, gar gar binks)

Sun, moon, rising: aquarius sun/leo moon/aries rising

Age: 27 babey

Sex: whichever the hottest one is

Fav musician: I rly like polkadot stingray

Fav anime: idk abt favorite but I’m watching eizouken rn and rly liking it. the tatami galaxy is also very good.

Fav video game:probably the persona series rn (including the first few)

Fav vitamin supplement: if I took vitamin supplements I would become Too Strong and I would be Unstoppable

Fav addiction: don’t like this question

Fav book: the princess diaries

Fav way to breathe: um… through my nose I guess

Fav element: bismuth

Last time I was in a body of water: over the summer (the atlantic ocean)

gonna tag: @monsterlets @spring-or-summer @allcatsarebabies @obitchuary @parmfarm @pretentiouslimericks…………..idk who else……….

[parmfarm]

Name: caro

Nickname: karo ren, carobutt, tommy wiseau

Sun, moon, rising: aquarius sun/sagittarius moon/libra rising

Age: 29

Sex: in this quarantine?

Fav musician: great news for my neighbor! during this quarantine i have finally stopped playing green day and mcr on repeat in favor of careless whisper and other 80s pop songs

Fav anime: sasuke’s hair

Fav video game: STILL WAITING FOR MY PHYSICAL COPY OF ANIMAL CROSSING BECAUSE I WAS DUMB AND DIDN’T WANT TO PAY FOR RELEASE-DATE SHIPPING AND ALSO I HATE THE EARTH SO I NEED A PHYSICAL COPY

Fav vitamin supplement: zyrtec and allegra

Fav addiction: every episode of my strange addiction makes me either gag or scream and yet.

Fav book: sticker books

Fav way to breathe: plague mask!!!!!!! for an authentic feel shove *herbs* in the beak to ward off coronavirus

Fav element: fire?

Last time I was in a body of water: last summer we went paddling in the lehigh river

[g4yr4t]

so what yr supposed to do here is to do these three picrews and then put a pic of yourself (this is the only “good” pic I have of me w/my new hair so like. deal.).

I tag @parmfarm @tiredrabbits @hotdamnlookatthispan @little–mx–unearthly @in-to-the-sun aaaaaaaand idk who else, if you wanna do it say yr with me lol

[parmfarm]

i need a haircut and this is the most recent pic i have of me saved thx garrett <3

[kylebrowntumbles4u-blog]

Trying to get in the mood.

[parmfarm]

Trying to get in the mood.

[g4yr4t]

here’s my 9 selfies from 2019 (it was supposed to be selfies, right? idr). thx to @starberrykiwi​ for tagging me <3 <3 <3

I’m tagging uhhh shit most of the ppl I wanna tag don’t post selfies that much but I’ll go for @parmfarm​ @in-to-the-sun​ @tiredrabbits​ @menlet​ @allcatsarebabies​ @pretentiouslimericks​ @little–mx–unearthly​ um idr who else I wanted to tag but I’d be happy to see everyone’s 9 selfies!

bonus: not a selfie, october 27

[parmfarm]

ooooo thx for tagging friend!! 🖤🖤

[g4yr4t]

15 questions 15 mutuals

tagged by @lilyswords

are u named after someone? my middle name is for my grandma

last time i cried? watching kesha’s grammy performance of “praying”

any kids? no but maybe someday

do i use sarcasm? sometimes. sometimes ppl think I’m being sarcastic and I’m not, though.

first thing i notice about a person? hair, clothes

what’s your eye color? brown

scary movies or happy endings? happy endings

special talents?  tying bow ties

birthplace? chicago

hobbies? video games, writing (in theory)

do you / have you played any sports? never lmao

pets? two cats, minnow and annabell

height? 5′5″/5′6″

fave subject in school? english

dream job? no job. I do what I do now but on my time without worrying about money and the kids’ parents don’t get charged because no one uses money anymore. that’s the dream.

tagging @parmfarm @fay-fluorite @nauticalamity @shayminsgarden @pretentiouslimericks @unapologeticallydorky @dogdrums @tiredrabbits I’ll tag more if I think of more later

[parmfarm]

are u named after someone? not really but i was named the way i was because i was born in canada

last time i cried? probably from a queer eye episode, i think the one where they do a widower with two kids

any kids? just a baby

do i use sarcasm?

first thing i notice about a person? hair, clothes

what’s your eye color? black

scary movies or happy endings? happy endings

special talents? meow

birthplace? toronto

hobbies? cat

do you / have you played any sports? no

pets? alexander

height? 5′4″

fave subject in school? i’m not in school

dream job? catsitting. design a house

[captbuttcake]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[parmfarm]

✨🌸🍯🌧️🍩

🌸- what is your favorite flower? 

lily of the valley & bleeding hearts

🍯- describe your favorite smell 

pine trees, smokey cold fall air

🌧️- favorite thing to do on rainy days? 

be mad about the mess and gross it makes and wish i lived in a drought area

🍩- current mood? 

bad, mad, sad, forcing myself to be social

[parmfarm]

✨🐝🍰🕊️

✨- which fictional character (book, show, or movie) do you relate to most? 

chidi

🐝- describe your aesthetic in emojis 

🖤💖🦄🐙🐱🐍🦉🦎🌹

🍰- strawberry or vanilla? 

strawberrs

🕊️- 3 habits you have? 

having emotions, being ashamed of them & suppressing them, breaking down over that and feeling like reaching out to friends is manipulative and burdensome :)

ty friend!

[parmfarm]

1, 33, 35, 37

33. something you want to learn 

how to ride horses

35. favourite subject 

what the fuck am i still in school

37. favourite actor/actress 

idk… who do i find hot. ezra miller? kristen stewart, samira wiley, robert sheehan, obi-wan idfk

[parmfarm]

fine have a wedding selfie from last week

[parmfarm]

1, 33, 35, 37

33. something you want to learn 

how to ride horses

35. favourite subject 

what the fuck am i still in school

37. favourite actor/actress 

idk... who do i find hot. ezra miller? kristen stewart, samira wiley, robert sheehan, obi-wan idfk

[parmfarm]

1,2,56

1. selfie 

y’all keep making me redownload this app just to upload a pic

2. what would you name your future kids? 

probably some variation of alexander

56. favourite food(s) 

cheese and meat, pretty much the only things i’m eating now (i’m also eating a lot of vegetables, but snack-wise if i wanna binge i’m pretty much limited to cheese and meat lmao)

[eleanorsvances-deactivated20211]

these are actually nice ASKs

[romanticdykee]

1. selfie

2. what would you name your future kids?

3. do you miss anyone?

4. what are you looking forward to?

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

7. what was your life like last year?

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

9. who did you last see in person?

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

11. are you listening to music right now?

12. what is something you want right now?

13. how do you feel right now?

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

15. personality description

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

17. opinion on insecurities.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

19. have you ever been to New York?

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

21. age and birthday?

22. description of crush.

23. fear(s)

24. height

25. role model

26. idol(s)

27. things i hate

28. i’ll love you if…

29. favourite film(s)

30. favourite tv show(s)

31. 3 random facts

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

33. something you want to learn

34. most embarrassing moment

35. favourite subject

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

37. favourite actor/actress

38. favourite comedian(s)

39. favourite sport(s)

40. favourite memory

41. relationship status

42. favourite book(s)

43. favourite song ever

44. age you get mistaken for

45. how you found out about your idol

46. what my last text message says

47. turn ons

48. turn offs

49. where i want to be right now

50. favourite picture of your idol

51. starsign

52. something i’m talented at

53. 5 things that make me happy

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

55. tumblr friends

56. favourite food(s)

57. favourite animal(s)

58. description of my best friend

59. why i joined tumblr

60. ask me anything you want

[deakyspuff]

Ask away☺️

[parmfarm]

rant about someone you wanna talk shit about

ljksdlfjskfjsdf i talk shit about her every day i dropped her ass 2 years ago and every day i remember some bullshit she pulled where she made herself out to be some kinda fucking saint while i seemed like an asshole just bc i’m more able to yell at people when they piss me off but because she acts like a fucking doormat that’s somehow my fault, like ok i get that standing up for YOURSELF is hard but if i get bitchy at a stranger for getting in my space and then i confide in you later that i feel like an asshole because i naturally Hate Myself MAYBE as a friend you shouldn’t be like “yeah you’re an asshole and i’m the nice one in this duo but you’re a lovable asshole so that’s ok” and also she’s not even that nice like she absolutely will not speak up for a friend when they’re being harassed by strangers! she will not speak up for herself either she’ll just vague on her social media about how it’s so rude you ate meat in front of her. “mom friend” my ass, being a mom friend isn’t just being ~nice~ it’s taking some goddamn responsibility for your actions AND others, being a doormat does not make you a mom!!! it doesn’t even make you damn reliable! yeah so i’m fucking emotionally distant, maybe that’s because when people confide in you about their depression your go-to is “oh we should kill ourselves together” FUCK and honestly i GET that if you care about animals you want people to not eat dead animals in front of you but bitch was insensitive as fuck to my dietary needs too, always fucking offering me fries and nothing else. oh lmao laughing with her vegan friend who pretended to gag when during a movie japanese characters ate raw fish on screen. straight up enabling sexual predators by continuing to be their friend slkdfjsldkfjs bye

nobody is reading this which makes it perfect for ranting but remember when she pretended to hate f*rries because of me. bitch straight up admitted to me in college she was into fucking dogs and then spent the next decade denying she was into that shit bc i was so grossed out SORRY I DON’T ENDORSE FUCKING ANIMALS you heathens

[parmfarm]

Gimme 3 unpopular Star Wars opinions!!!

1. rogue one is BEST movie, not just Good movie but the Best one

2. the prequels are much more entertaining than the OT

3. tlj is best of the sequels so far because of multiple tiddy scenes

[wheredoisign]