Fantasizing about entering my reading books era

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Fantasizing about entering my reading books era
When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message
ABORT MISSION
This is fucking scary
I dont get it..
@explainingthejoke
The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.
The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:
nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.
However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.
Consequ ntly, I m sending you a lette containing Very Few Details.
Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safet of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY
Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!
This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.
On this blog, we stan Lemony Snicket.
Gotta respect an author who doesn’t talk down to his readers
me: where’s the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight
me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street
Mannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
Now that’s free real estate ❤️
@cappurrccino
I love the careful shell inspection.
Although this is dangerous. I think somebody just taught an octopus the concept of commerce…
Abortion Clinic Employee Shares How Some Pro-Life Women Act When They Come In As Customers
I am not surprised that anti-choice zealots would hypocritically obtain abortions, but I am thoroughly fucking shocked that they wouldn’t even attempt to hide their anti-choice views when doing so.
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Hello, My name is Aasia. I am a 20-year-old Black, Transgender w… Aasia Taylor-Patterson needs your support for Please help me fight my
If you can’t donate, reblog. Spread the word because this story isn’t the only one like this and it is disproportionately happening to POC.
Landlords have bills to pay as well, but they should be standing shoulder to shoulder with their tenets against the larger power. The banks are the problem and the government is backing them up instead of having the backs of the citizens that vote them into power.
NieR: Automata (2017)
Word, like why are people mad children are growing up with way less traumas and heartaches than us ?!
If you want your children to suffer how you suffered pls don’t have any children