nyt jopa 5% suomalaisempi

vaka(v)amielinen ihmisten ihannoija, väkijoukkojen valtias ja yllätysvieraiden ystävä

[sweetpeauserboxes]

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[depsidase]

[sacred-portal]

[joylessmarxist]

Conservatives having a normal one

[neatrogenous]

[shamebats]

[them-faetale]

If it's unhinged and it works, it's not unhinged.

[teathattast]

[infectiouspiss]

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

[slimereveler]

*notices unprotected sex* oh my god, it's fucking raw! shameful, really. wow.

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[mysharona1987]

[iamnmbr3]

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

[furryfeet]

[today-till-tomorrow]

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

[cipheramnesia]

Blanket coming off on a very cold morning.

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

When you’re walking around in your socks and step in a wet spot

[top-cheese]

tumblr mutualism is so funny you can be friends w someone for years n years only to one day find out that they’re short

[willgrahamscock]

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

[willgrahamscock]

bro yes he did lol says it in my bible 649 times

[itsevanffsbutspam]

transman christian/catholic here, firstly, thanks for sticking up for our rights even if you're not trans yourself, i appreciate you doing that and it means a lot to me, if not a lot of others.

i'd like to raise a counterpoint however, and obviously feel free to dispute me on this, but considering jesus asked his disciples to partake in consuming his flesh, would that not imply jesus bottoms?

[willgrahamscock]

incredibly important question, lets ask the internet

Who bottoms?

Jesus

Judas

Switch

Voting ended onApr 11, 2024

[itsevanffsbutspam]

my favourite contributions so far to this discussion

[mugentakeda]

[goodvibesdog]

I’m gonna ask my very catholic but very open minded cousin

[goodvibesdog]

[rogersandclarke]

i bet elf sex is nasty and pretentious

[rogersandclarke]

hobbit sex is unselfconscious and joyful

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

is this because of the shire pussy post

[rogersandclarke]

don’t know what that is can i see it

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

this one

[rogersandclarke]

ohhhh i understand now

[barstoolblues]

crazy because thats not even the shire pussy post i was thinking of

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

u can't say that and not link specific shire pussy post

[rogersandclarke]

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

amazing. and it's all true

[werewolf-transgenderism]

love the variety of animal that I like to call “the sneefers”

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ the sneefers

[helloelicia]

That's You by ungfio

[southpawgrammar1995-deactivated]

My boyfriend didn’t go to university until he was 28 because he didn’t feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. It’s so much more important to do things when you’re able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.

[fyrecrafted]

this is very comforting

[fairycosmos]

OK so when does the feeling of needing permission to exist go away