FyreCrafted

Pronouns: they/them/mischief ~Masterlist: https://fyrecrafted.tumblr.com/post/188395752305/fyres-masterlist ~

[dailymarvelstudios]

Loki 1x02 "The Variant"

[theonion]

A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of “skeleton people”—skinless, organless humans who populated the Nile delta region an estimated 6,000 years ago.

“This is an incredible find,” said Dr. Christian Hutchins, Oxford University archaeologist and head of the dig team. “Imagine: At one time, this entire area was filled with spooky, bony, walking skeletons.”

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[fyrecrafted]

I really lived in the wrong era....

[theonion]

In an effort to soften the blow for a human race eagerly awaiting His glorious arrival, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, clarified Monday that His return would be strictly limited to His carpentry business. “While I will soon appear once more upon the earthly realm, My sole focus during this Second Coming will be various woodworking projects and not the establishment of a messianic kingdom,” said Christ, the Light of the World, adding that He was looking forward to finishing the walnut kitchen island He had set aside for His martyrdom two millennia ago.

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[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

my adblocker prevented the nyt from loading the paywall banner so all i got was this

[apas-95]

new usa flag

[fyrecrafted]

as a gothish Im approve this message

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[fyrecrafted]

looooook.........

[laughingsquid]

Canadian Cat Repeatedly Crosses Back and Forth Across the Border Into the United States

[fyrecrafted]

secret aaaaagent caaaaaaaaaaaat

[tpwrtrmnky]

researchers: this condition is underdiagnosed advocacy groups: we'll spread knowledge that it's underdiagnosed healthcare workers: some of us will use expanded diagnostic criteria now patients: wow we finally know what's up

tabloids: the condition is mysteriously spreading. this is DANGEROUS.

[digitalmyyth]

pinterest simulator

[flikkerij]

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

[semutamusic]

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[were--ralph]

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

[fyrecrafted]

Someone inform my family that I am, in fact, a human being... seems they forgot

[fyrecrafted]

omfg, being put in no win situations... like. can I just get some fucking stability? Any? Id like to stop being in a position where Im used and also treated like Im worthless... Expected to be Wikipedia on everything, but treated like im stupid fuck all the way off

Like, my sibling refuses to even say thank you for 60+ hours of weekly work (childcare)... (Finally close to maybe getting 50/week) My mom is mad at me for standing up for myself and is pissed that my sibling is being a bitch... something something fyre's fault? God's, if I wouldnt lose the nibblings Id just go... I want to. No real resources to get out w/o losing almost everything. I cant lose my cats. I physically cant rely on a place that kicks you out every morning. The only family I have left barely tolerate me but also use everything I have.

I want a fucking hug, but I have no one irl

[iliothermia]

i wish everyone following me made enough money to not feel like they were being boiled alive and had the time and energy to clean their room at their own leisure

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[muku-gc]

Girl knows her bestie very well