Part-Time Lesbian

Full-Time disaster

[levlies889]

It's literally tragic that u can't pet kulindadromeus bcuz it's like bad to interact with wildlife and u shouldn't encourage human contact etc etc. And the whole extinct thing or whatever

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[part-time-lesbian]

Hedge mustard...

[is-this-a-dinosaur]

Is this a Dinosaur?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 22 hours 46 minutes

(requested by @part-time-lesbian)

[is-this-a-dinosaur]

Is this a Dinosaur?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 22 hours 47 minutes

(requested by @part-time-lesbian)

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[princess-of-phyresis]

glissa doms vorinclex btw

[princess-of-phyresis]

norn and sheoldred vary position-wise but spend the whole time trying to dominate the other. it's not very good but they keep doing it anyway

[princess-of-phyresis]

urabrask is ace and thats cool, more time for the great work

[princess-of-phyresis]

jin-gitaxias is a seething incel

[katificer]

[joyflameball]

Actually the real villain of TADC is Kaufmo because if he hadn't knocked while Jax and Ribbit were having their beautiful transgender moment Jax wouldn't have freaked out and gone back to repression and then literally none of this would've happened. Kaufmo is the reason for everything and I think it's good that he died

[joyflameball]

we have to kill kaufmo again

[thehumanwiki]

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Voting ended onJul 3

[part-time-lesbian]

Popping out of existence with a pop sound effect

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

WHY DO PRETTY LESBAINS KEEP SENDING ME NUDES??????

Im gonna die.

[spiderqueenraisa]

I'm jealous I want pretty lesbians to send me nudes!!!

[horny-for-slime]

reblog if youll accept nudes from pretty lesbians

[theamberalice]

For my friends that do not play magic the gathering they just teased the next set (Marvel) and of course Mjölnir is in it. Instead of a normal equip cost they made a special "worthy" condition for a creature to use it BUT the wording of the "worthy" condition includes some HILARIOUS IMPLICATIONS.

To be worthy, the creature needs to have red and/or white in its cost and cannot be a 'villain' (creature archetype that is specific to marvel).

This means People who are worthy include:

-Sauron

-Dr. Eggman

-Cloud

-Most of the in universe vampires (including Edgar Markov and FUCKING STRAHD)

-an eldritch moth that eats worlds or something (Valgavoth)

-Anyone that is WUBRG (which includes an eldrazi and a sliver both of which are very memed on hated archetypes)

-a tiny mouse (Mabel)

-Basically stitch (Loot)

-Tiamat

-Ur-Dragon

-Tom bombadill which is SUPER FUNNY

-woman that Runs an evil cult and tries to kill the multiverse (Elesh Norn)

-man that makes goblins like the plague (Krenko)

-THE MASTER AND THE DALEK EMPEROR

-Azula

I love universes beyond its so dumb and stupid and also I am bad with magic lore nerds don't kill me.

[part-time-lesbian]

Other fun things that are Worthy:

Megatron

The literal Devil from the Bible

Godzilla

Shadow the Hedgehog

Plankton

Sokrates

A creepy haunted doll

Ozai

Kratos

Kefka from FF6

Abbadon the Despoiler

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?

yes

no

barely

yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life

results

Voting ended onJun 2

I'd have my knee fucked up forever 🫪 alive but yeahhhhh

[part-time-lesbian]

Died due to complications being born, assuming I even got fertilized in the first place, since I was IVF

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

make a bunch of wheels with bread/cheese/meat/vegetables/sauce/extra so that you can Spin for Sandwich

you're making a sandwich!! Spin THIS wheel 3-5 times for the toppings!

How is it!

good!!

it's alright

ew

EW

inedible

Results

Voting ended onJun 3

op note: I GOT JAM, JAM AND HOT SAUCE. IM DEAD.

[part-time-lesbian]

Peanutbutter, cream cheese, and beef. Weird, but probably delicious

[daily-pokemon-polls]

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

I am the landlord/other/results

Voting ended onMay 15

[part-time-lesbian]

Yea...Zweilous is like if a Rottweiler were the size of a Great Dane and also was part Tiger Shark

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[part-time-lesbian]

Can turn invisible...but only in private. Great. Fantastic power. Very helpful.

[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

[themainspoon]

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, especially if you decide to get up to date with the Manga.

[a-voltage]

Oh my god, you're right.

[part-time-lesbian]

One Piece, obviously

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates