Curiouser

Thirty something. She/her. tired mostly. I believe in masked man supremacy. Aspiring author/artist. Librarian. Fangirl extrodinare.

[mastahpotato]

Princess donut request here!!!

Can you draw donut in a rubber donut ring in a pool with a sort of laid back vibe to it (you can put Carl in a inflatable if u want to aswell)

:)

She really does 💜

[theamberalice]

Helping with the rare books that my work has but definitely isn't equipped for is fun until you open a book from the 1880s and it is a very particular green

No i cannot test if it IS arsenic green but I am now going to be paranoid about it for a week

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

munchill Mouth perfec t size for put human lunch in. inside very Cold and Fresh store safely food in Munchill Mouth. Put Human Food in Munchill Mouth. no problem ever in munchhill mouth because natural Fridge enzymes for prevent food rotting. Amunchill mouth yes a place for human leftovers in munchill mouth can trust munchill for keepping freshness to food. pal munchill

[drax-the-vampire-king]

A munchill wrote this post

[vile-things]

[samsketchbook]

[samsketchbook]

subscribers to my patreon gift tier will receive a nice postcard print of Adventure Small for the july reward :> ( it will be a little delayed on account of I got hit by a car )

(it has a fact about him on the back and a space for address + stamp if you want to send it to someone :))

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[catcrumb]

[processintegrated]

[milksockets]

"wonder.land" in costume at the national theatre (2019)

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[theamberalice]

Its a canon event in my novel writing journey that the best AND worst sections for me to write are the ones where my villian shows up.

(And I have to indulge him because he is my baby that is an abusive asshole to both myself AND the entire novel cast)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[theamberalice]

When you have too many good equipment cards in your uber-mouse deck and then marvel gives you MORE EQUIPMENT so you have to figure out what op equipment is best

[theamberalice]

Not me sobbing over amazing digital circus and then have to pull myself together for MTG

[macrolit]