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I didn't vibe on Farmer's only so I decided to give my energy to a crowd that would appreciate it.

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I still haven't forgiven Bob Evans for getting rid of spaghetti

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Hello, I am in search of a new pen pal! I prefer to talk via discord but am willing to use snail mail. My previous pen pal and dear friend has passed away and I miss them terribly. I'm hoping making a new friend will help ease the grief.

I live in America and would prefer and international friend so I can learn more about the world!

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I'm taking an SSRI and those can affect your sexual health. We thought that was the case for me.

Today when my provider asked if I was still experiencing these issues I sheepishly told her my boyfriend figured something out and she literally cheered for me.

What a girl's girl 😂

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My mom confronted me today and said "I just want you to know I didn't take Tylenol when I was pregnant with you."

And that's how I learned worm-brain guy opened his mouth again 😔

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What's your favorite vocal stim? Mine's "I'm just Pete and I like jugs" in vibrato.

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Serving CüNT.

Chronic Depression

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Trying to be a social person but my body can't tell the difference between running from a bear and leaving the house.

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Job: must have degree!!!

Also job: this is a part time position and you'll make $12/hour 😀

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Hate hate hate having PTSD.

Can I please sleep without having horrible dreams?

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I had a dream that a well known horrible news caster told me I wasn't autistic, I was just a freak...

And I told her her curtains looked like they belonged in a hookah den.

(I know this is about some underlying imposter syndrome or something but that comeback with the curtains was brutal and I had to share my subconscious roast)

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What autistic Disney character do you identify with and why is it Lilo?

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We all have random smells of our childhoods. Mine is wet towels.

We had a pool. We lived in Florida and went to the beach weekly. I took daily showers as a child.

Wet towels smell like childhood.

I'm nine again and I am taking a time out wrapped in the dry towel I hold now because I splashed my older sister while she was sunbathing.

We called them pool towels which isn't an unusual name but my pool towels became regular towels over the years and now sometimes after a shower I can smell my childhood again.

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Still cannot believe the betrayal of Carrie Underwood. She's forsaken us and I'll never forgive her.

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Call me green because there ain't no rest for the wicked.

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I got so nervous about Trump becoming president I bought a whole bunch of plan B's just in case.

I HAVE BIRTH CONTROL IN MY ARM.

I SPENT $100 FOR NO REASON.

IM ALSO CELIBATE.

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