It's Pablo time. @partial-pablo - Tumblr Blog

"Punches Pablo in the Lopab" said a bug. IDK why they said that instead of actually punching Pablo. like an IDIOT

"...What? What does that even mean? Huh???"

*Pablo is so confused that he sobered up*

No more drunk Pablo

Jimmy is coming towards your location.

Hide :-)

"Hehehe... who's Jimmy?"

#i wont count this as a drunk ask bc its too short

Pablo walk in a straight line for me

"Oookayyyy!"

*Pablo slowly begins to rise from the floor, struggling*

*Eventually, he stands up. He takes his first step, then his second, and then his thi-*

THUD

*Nevermind. He's back on the floor.*

1 more drunk ask for Pablo!

*dumps 100 tangerines on you*

OooOo... yummy...

*Pablo immediately pops one of the tangerines into his eye-mouth holes, completely unpeeled*

Eugh!

*He spits it out, disgusted. He walks off, leaving the rest uneaten*

2 more stupid sauce asks!

Here is the stupid sauce

...

See, Pablo know what this is. Spudzie's was Pablo's favorite episode. And Pablo just started to fix his drinking problem.

But this doesn't have alcohol, so it doesn't count!

*Pablo chugs the bottle, downing it in one swig*

*he wipes his mouth, begins to say something, and...*

THUD

*he falls to the floor, out like a light*

Pablo is off his rocker for the next 3 asks!

#not 5 cause i don't get enough asks for 5

unpeeled-human

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

unpeeled-human

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

unyieldingsilence

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partial-pablo

Ah, yes, knives. Pablo's favorite midmorning snack.

Some bug throws 999 hot coffees at pablo for an unknown reason

"The grey bug dares to attack Pablo?"

*Pablo weaves many of the cups, catching one with the drink still in it, and begins drinking from it*

"The small bug is a fool if it thinks it can hit a wy-"

*Pablo is hit in the face with the final coffee*

"Pablo is going to kill it now."

depsidase

the-one-and-only-piper-offical

anyways goodnight tumblr lets hope this post doesn't go insane like my other goodnight posts

anonmous-offical

Chat we can do the funniest thing right now

anonmous-offical

@no-one-offical

You are some what famous

valhallas-last

@satan-offical please just this once.

mind-gayer-official

perhaps the great ones do not wish to be bothered.

partial-pablo

Fair point, Mind Gayer.

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

have you ever had a beef with a teacher/prof

yes

no

hard to say

results

Voting ended onJun 3

partial-pablo

I have been WAITING for this one.

My kindergarten teacher was a BIIIIITCH.

When I was really young, I struggled to get stuff done in time. Might have been adhd, maybe a learning disorder, maybe i was just a hint tupid. I still am the later.

Point is, i was slow to finish my work. Her response?

Forbid me from having free time/recess. Including when I DID finish my work. AND if i finished halfway through. So I, a 4-5 year old little boy who couldn't sit still, had to sit in a desk in the middle of the room for 30 minutes in view of everyone else with literally nothing to do. And she yelled at us often enough for me to remember it. Just as a reminder, I can rarely remember what we do in classes. I recently started forgetting my own age. But this shit happened SO OFTEN that I remember it clearly. Fuck you, miss rice.

lethroe

rythyme

Happy Juneteenth! Let's take a moment to remember how recent the abolition of slavery actually was in the United States. There are many people alive today whose grandparents were enslaved, and who heard first-hand accounts of their grandparents' lives under slavery. My grandfather recently told me how he met and spoke with people who remembered a time before abolition. The generational impacts of enslavement continue to have lasting effects on Black communities today.