loser

she/whatever, 19, white, queer & aspec. i sleep and read and then sleep some more.

[partially-functional-disaster]

my gender is being cool. i am shadow the hedgehog.

[medievaljournalist]

werewolf mindset anything is possible

[freakoutgirl]

snoopy will be my wedding officiant

[thecryptkeeper]

hes my study date

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[chaoticneutralwife]

um why would i step out of comfort zone i literally just got so comfy

[wizardsisananimal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

[wizardsisananimal]

wild that this has taken off outside of wizard tumblr because the original context for this was that i trapped 30 thousand people in a maze

[stayrosy]

snoopys! by fruitillu

[saelens16]

It looks like an antagonist from a magical girl anime series.🤔

#VALORANT #omen

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you

[riben-deactivated20230922]

If i was a girl with a tiktok lip gloss company i would make a grey one called gnat and its gnat flavored and gnat scented

[partially-functional-disaster]

you’ve gnat to be kidding me

[milk5]

mentally devastated gym bros are utterly correct in their nutritional reverence of the humble egg

[twistcmyk]

[alyzdrwng]

pride shrimps

[lakemojave]

If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly

[lakemojave]

There is no romance in decay when the decaying is easy

[lakemojave]

You are naught but pawns in my game

[b00tlegf4g]

I hope some of y'all take this as a sign to rest intentionally too.

if you're "resting" but thinking of all the things you have to do, that's not resting, that's rotting. Even if you haven't done anything all day, give yourself some time to rest and truly relax. When you let yourself relax guilt free, you actually regain energy for your responsibilities.

[soup-mother]

i just remembered this British backpacking youtuber wanker who went to chechnya (he straight up said it like "chech-nyar") and he was getting a taxi ride and complimenting the car and saying it meant the guy was rich and this Chechen guy was like "you've come here from England and can pay for taxi rides, you are rich. I'm literally a taxi driver" and the guy got so fucking huffy about it because his whole brand was how low cost tourism he was. really helped cement my dislike for cunts who go to a much poorer country, start acting like they're in and savvy with the locals (while gentrifying their eating spots etc) and getting all white guilty about their position as a tourist with money in a strong currency with strong wages. what a cunt.

[soup-mother]

or like ppl going to thailand or Vietnam and being like "holy shit can you believe it? if you pay enough you can shoot a cow!" like of fucking course you can. you're the Yankee tourist waving US dollars around for whoever fulfils your stupid requests. no matter how much you want to feel better than rich tourists you're still wealthy compared to the lady giving you a manicure or the guy riding the bike.

really makes you wonder why they're so shocked about sex tourism, like of course you can do depraved shit you're waving money (valuable money too) in front of poor imperialised people. it's almost less empathetic to be shocked by it than to understand why it's such a common thing.

and the attitude that tourists get like "oh everyone's just after my money" and paranoia around getting robbed like of fucking course people want your money you're wearing a luxury watch in front of subsistence fishermen, you're showing off how much money you have even just as a regular citizen of empire to people who'll not only never see a cent of it, but who actively are exploited to make your country rich.

rich cunts i went to school with boasted about having a house in Vanuatu and their mum complained about "how dirty the natives are". actually evil. like knowing how much easier it was for them as rich Australians to buy a house there than the people who literally live there. fucking hell.