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🌈🐉hi I'm Spero, I'm a 26 year old transsexual masc nonbinary gay thing 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

🔪 this account is 18+ only

🎨 my art account @rainbowdragonsparkz is 13+, but I rarely update it. you can find my art on Instagram, also under rainbowdragonsparkz

💖 i like half life 2, dragons, moomins, invader zim, homestuck, hyperpop, raving, and art.

🐉 probably a therian or otherkin or whatever but i got a full time job so I'm not thinking about that rn

👾 please don't bring discourse at me. someone being into a fandom, having an identity label, or having a kink that makes you uncomfortable is not inheirantly problematic. if I'm reblogging/doing something that's actually bigoted in any way please let me know, but if youre bothered because I'm interacting with problematic media just block me.

📲 entirely mobile user

#intro post

jitterbugbear-deactivated202505

the brass ring of unimaginable swag, 2025

#need

readysetjo

This post is a zombie. 🧟‍♀️ Pick one of the answers to see if you were bit or not. (There are 5 bite results out of 12 under the cut.) Best of luck. My deadeye is awaiting to meet any infected at the entrance of camp.

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

Remaining time: 6 minutes

A. Zombie bit you! 🧟

B. Safe

C. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

D. Safe

E. Safe

F. Safe

G. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

H. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

I. Safe

J. Safe

K. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

L. Safe

#got bit 😔

pistachi0art

that one mp100 comic flicked onto my feed and into my brain like a psychic vision

#hl3 when #LMAO

prokopetz

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

prokopetz

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

what-even-is-thiss

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

what-even-is-thiss

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

what-even-is-thiss

Sugar in there.

what-even-is-thiss

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

ebulatheduck

actually i'm gonna call all of my friend groups platonic polycules from now on because it's so much funnier and gayer

futuremoji

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

#🎂#well yes

ymutate

Helen Whitaker, England

" Sycamore Seed "

Glass , copper and brass

tpwrtrmnky

Honestly I think the only thing that's preventing Ralsei from transitioning is that nobody has mentioned "you can just be a girl if you'd prefer to" at her in the span of the five days that she's been experiencing the concept of having agency

michaelrotonal

i feel like it's kinda rude to use post-transition pronouns for someone who hasn't even realized yet that what they want is to transition

tpwrtrmnky

#maybe for IRL ppl but Ralsei is a concept

guilhernunes

Armadillos are having their first date, but a zombie apocalypse is happening.

#this is what its like dating as a furry in this political climate

alexmey-does-an-arts

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

#WORKING SPIDER DO NOT PET #oughhhhhh jumping spider the size ov a little doggy.....#but.... how heavy. how big of a thud when it jumps.... does it punch a hole thru my drywall??#bugs