i choose to be happy.

Lol idk what I'm doing but I'm trying. 20/Philly Cancer ☀️ Virgo 🌙 Aries ⬆️

[soothenerves]

find myself listening to music i loved years ago and i realize i still am her

[peteneems]

[plutosychic]

emoji spell to attract love

💕💘🌸💍💋🌸💘💕

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[neenarchive]

why does every game company want you to buy clown money for stuff that should be included in the base game. like. our apologies valued customer but you haven't collected enough booboo bucks to access the 'load game' feature. be sure to purchase the 17.99 pie face bundle for 300 bonus booboos within the next 72 hours if you ever want to see your precious little characters again you utter piece of [HONK]

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[jvlianbashir]

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

[deadmomjokes]

Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

[angelicalmentenegra-deactivated]

Stop looking for love and get your life together

[lyjerria]

I’m really not the girl you can put in minimal effort with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Bringing this back for this holiday season!

[akissforyou-deactivated20210304]

I am loved. I am divine. I am growing as a person. I am beautiful. I am magical. I am going to open up more. I am going to make progress in my personal relationships. I am going to succeed at my job. I am going to be more clear minded. I am going to speak up about my feelings. I am going to sing more. I am going to dance more. I am going to create more art. I am going to be clear about emotions and intentions. I am in charge of my mood. I am the setter for the tone. I am powerful. I am going to remember that not everything is linear. I am going to be okay.

[eel-guy]

reblog this to give every trans kid strength for the holidays

[jaskaliina]

to all trans kids: i love you and the world would be much worse without you

[goldnpoc]

Vegans still be on xanax and lsd and cocaine so idk why they judging me cus I wanna eat carcass sometimes OKAY

[wakanda-4evr-deactivated2020010]

all my menstrating peeps: not sure if this has been posted here yet but i want all my followers to know! be aware guys 😩

[puthy]

Straight people when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on:

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[anxietyproblem]

[il01-deactivated20201031]

She got wife written all over.

[memriseme-deactivated20190503]

some niggas can’t read tho