If we date I’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on you forehead
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If we date I’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on you forehead
Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
person: hey you ok?
me, dissociating:
AT MY AUTOPSY:
mortician: *makes the first incision*
me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*
dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*
me: *calls its name*
dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
remember how low chris’ voice dropped when he said he wants to be a daddy because i sure af do
nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool
the more I think about my past self the more I
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)
Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.
It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”
ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy
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Literally the greatest post ever.
Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.
wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY
I wonder if anyone has ever written about me