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Just so you all know, none of my Polly posts are fucking shitty ass titties and cum sprinkles flagged.

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❝ Yaaas, go other me! Get that phobia booty! ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.#𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. ⇰ Dash Comm.#// it's important to ring the GONG of approval when you see your other self getting some good shit

hellrager replied to your post:

Have a high five instead! NAUGHTY BITCHES.

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❝ YAS!! NAUGHTY MASTERZ! WE’LL THROW COAL AT PEOPLE THIS YEAR!! ❞

#hellrager #𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.

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❝ Awwww, no boob punch for Damien! ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.#𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. ⇰ Dash Comm.

Honestly? The teachers from HH and the MP OCs and Fandomless OCs here? UNDERPAID for the amount of BS they gotta put up with, even if you’re a favorite teacher like Satan (loosely based, self-proclaimed, it’s probably Alastor because WHY NOT YOU SERIAL KILLER ENAB--), you still get dick drawings all over your office and people calling you DUMB behind your back! Good intentions? NAH! You’re a lame-o who ruins the party! At the very least you love your students like they’re your own children and take care of them......................even if half of them don’t deserve it and your coworker is a serial killer cannibal.

#𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. ⇰ OOC.

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“I’m NOT cold! I’m f-fine.” He’s got his arms crossed over his bare chest, “let’s roll with the drinkin’ though. Fuckin’ hell.”

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❝ YAS! You better get ready, Brian ; it’s about to get SUPER warm! ❞ She’d toss him a bottle of rum, Bacardi, and proceeded to produce her own bottle of tequila. ❝ I’M GONNA DOWN THIS IN THREE SECONDS!! Then you’re gonna feel some Polly inside you -- winky wink! ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.#// THE WORST PART IS THAT HE'S WITH POLLY WHO WOULD BE LIKE #// poke poke you dead brian...?#// does this mean WE'RE SPIRIT BUDDIES?!

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“Like I’m about to l-let some flower power bitch tell me what t-to do. Fuck that shit.”

Shut up. He’s not cold.

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❝ FLOWER POWER NEEDS TO STAY IN THE SEVENTIES WHILE WE STAY IN CHIL--Awww, Briiiiannn, are you, like, chilly? If I had body heat, I could totes warm you up! Ooo! Wait, maybe if I get drunk, I can possess you and then you can get WARM!? ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.

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❝ Like, Brian’s totes THE MAN! ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.#𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. ⇰ Dash Comm.

Brian: It’s winter, Polly Polly: Polly: Polly: Oh, right! Duh!

#𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎. ⇰ OOC.#// when your muse needs to realize that people can get cold even though she can't #// jldsafdsaf her: it's time to get NAKED IN THE WINTER!#// Also her: why's everyone blue?

"Time to turn random people's clothes invisible." Gotta love reality bending powers

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❝ ... ❞ A part of her wants to object, seeing as that could cause some people major embarrassment and likely cause them to run off screaming and feel bad about themselves ; however, the other part of her mind immediately uttered,❝ Like, for you only...? Cos that’s lame. ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.#𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚜 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛. ⇰ Ask Answered.#cultmadness

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❝ CLOTHING REMOVAL PARTAY! ❞ Schwoop, all Polly needed was that tiny radar of someone removing one item of clothing and her clothes flew straight off.

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.#𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. ⇰ Dash Comm.

What's good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is near and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 s

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❝ JINGLE BELL! JINGLE BELL! JINGLE BELL SEX! JINGLE AROUND THE COCK! MIXING THAT JINGLE WITH A BIT OF A KINK -- THAT’S THE JINGLE BELL COCK! ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.#𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚜 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛. ⇰ Ask Answered.#karismatickitty

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HAZBIN HOTEL & MONSTER PROM RP BLOGS! LOVED BY MARZIPAN! x x x x (ac)

#𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔 ; 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍. ⇰ Self-Promotions.#𝚃𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎. ⇰ Promotions.#// I just noticed that brian's name looks like it's saying 'Brian?'#// I laugh because mine has his bio as always being BRIAN GREEN which maybe I should change?

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yo guys, i was commissioned by the wonderful people who made “Monster Prom” to draw a summery summer pic of my favs ♥♥♥

CHECK OUT THEIR SUMMER UPDATE AND MORE HERE ♥

#𝚃𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝. ⇰ Gallery.#𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙. ⇰ Classmates.

hellrager‌:

“Alright, everything is on fire. let’s leg it Polly!”

Damien wouldn’t mind killing and eating one of these shitty Goblins, but he was more interested in getting drunk on all the confiscated alcohol. And since Polly was still admiring it, Damien grabbed her under his arm, put the alcohol under his other arm, and then ran for it. Behind them, an epic explosion happened in slow motion. The devil jumped down the stairs, rushing past students and teachers alike till they reached the bathrooms.

“FUCK YEAH! Alright, lets mix all together and get shitfaced!”

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❝ WHOOP! ❞ At first, her mind had been completely overthrown by just the sheer amount of destruction, chaos, booze, drugs, and pranking items still left from the last confiscation, but that changed upon feeling her body plucked from the ground and placed underneath her stronger companion’s arm. The warmth that countered her cold...it could almost make steam! It took all her restraint to not faze through his arm and cheer for the amount of shit they just caused ; in fact, had she done that, she’d of been arrested on the spot, seeing as the screams of even Principal Giant Spider were searing through the halls, but that only served to make her cackle.

❝ You’re so sick, D! That’s so SICK! He’s totes gonna curl up into a big spider ball! ❞ The bathrooms, their sanctuary -- for now! She leapt down from his grasp and began to shoo out the folks that were applying makeup. Their attitude, resistant at first, quickly shuddered down to nothing when the ghost gal possessed them to lure them out, shouting in the first girl’s voice as the other rushed behind in shock, ❝ D AND I ARE GONNA GET HIGH AS BALLS! LAME-OS NOT ALLOWED! ❞

SLAM! CLICK! ❝ HELL YEAH!! I’m gonna, like, smell and taste the rainbow today ; what about you?! Are you going for something all psychedelic? ❞

#𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⇰ IC.