[mysterycat-official]

squidward is actually very inspirational for devoting himself to his hobbies even when others disparage him and for keeping up with them even though he is worn out from his minimum wage job

[yama-bato]

Vincent van Gogh . Wikimedia Commons

Wheat Fields after the Rain

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[bugwars]

hey we met earlier in the parking lot, I was the one keying everybody’s cars and I just want to say that you should check your passenger side door. yeah man it looks fucked, like someone keyed it or something

[saltedume]

[powersnuffgirls]

[awihog]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

[the-land-of-women]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[marlinspirkhall]

Typical politician: delivering a single campaign promise years late, overbudget, and subsequently using it as a flashy distraction

[mitochondracula]

"hey would you be a dear for me and-"

waaaay ahead of you boss

[hannahlockillustration]

When You Were Small.

[aturnoftheearth]

of all the ways to word this they managed to pick the worst one

[kunosoura]

an excellent demonstration of treatlerite standard english

[senatortedcruz]

Mitch McConnell reminds me of yall….brain dead but still yapping!

[beetlewoman]

we all need to hold hands and remember that 57% of internet traffic is from bots and the government has admitted to using memetic warfare. we literally cannot forget this

[iamanewvagina101]

Omg

[dizzyghoast]

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.