[romcommunist]

capybaras eat their own shit

who cares. we eat ass. giraffes test fertility with urine. dolphins kill for fun. u want more animal facts i got more animal facts

[catcrumb]

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[bloggingtrucker-deactivated2018]

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[saint-laurel]

Do you love the color of the sky speedrun

[straightboyfriend]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

for protection against mosquitos but honestly a serve

[retromochi]

shout out to marketplace.tf for sending me 2 of the funniest emails ill ever receive in my lifetime

[spoonwizardd]

Dont care didnt ask plus the sleeves of your wizard robe are embarrassingly short

[sandmandaddy69]

[ottermatopoeia]

baja blast

[memewhore]

[whoamthefuckisme]

get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

[funnytwittertweets]

[angelslant]

spring is just like *wildly oscillates between feeling a gut-wrenching melancholy and happily basking in the sun like a cat*

[sirkayleeofcamelot]

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

[big-blog-of-cheese-day]

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

[thyrell]

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*