No Hetero

Hi im Alexis and I post things that are relevant to my life|19|•|infp|•|aries| Becca Michaela Justine

[stevensteven97-deactivated20190]

[goingslowly-deactivated20191211]

parks and rec had the best minor characters

[digital-flowers]

I tried to find a post but instead found the funniest thing possible

[bitchycode]

[cowboydevito]

passing a group of men in public:

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[shakespeareandpunk]

last night i was explaining to my mom the idea of @god and she said “shouldn’t you at least @mary first? you can’t just @god directly for all your problems”

#catholics

[vegaofthelyre]

#@saintanthony where are my keys

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[black2thefeature]

👆🏾 that part👆🏾

[divascreech]

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

[iguanastevens]

You are being unraisinable.

[divascreech]

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

[heavensghost]

Sorry I didn’t text back I don’t have anything 2 say

[staggot]

if you ever say tardis or something like that to me I will beat you in the face and ass

[jumex]

Is he cute or is he just 6’5…..in this essay I wil

[queerasian]

listening to ribs from pure heroine (2013) by lorde at 3:30 am should be classified as an official human emotion 

[kitschyyy-deactivated20250820]

Unpopular opinion but Ben Wyatt’s Requiem For a Tuesday IS better than Avatar (2009) ☕️🐸

[bartonbones]

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

It expires when its empty

[blackness-by-your-side]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure