so let’s conquer sadness with an ancient sword

sometimes i just reblog things. is that ok

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[batsandboba]

#id do this if it didnt doxx my location

inat has options for this! for each observation you upload, you can choose to keep the location public, not to disclose location at all, or to obscure it.

i'm a fan of the obscured option bc it shows the general area but not the exact coordinates, which allows for region-specific species ids without doxxing you. according to the inat help page it picks a random point within a 500km radius.

[mlarayoukai]

I'd kill myself at a chance to eat the smash bros food pngs

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[feefal]

Angel manta ray (what if fish was bird??)

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[low-poly-yuri]

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

[low-poly-yuri]

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

[low-poly-yuri]

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

[low-poly-yuri]

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

[low-poly-yuri]

i think todd in the shadows is a girl

[muppetshow2026]

jar jar binks in a comedy club har har binks jar jar binks golfing par par binks oil jar jar binks tar tar binks fish jar jar binks gar gar binks internet jar jar binks jar jar links mustelidae jar jar binks jar jar minks interior designer jar jar binks jar jar pinks long distance jar jar binks far far binks alcoholic jar jar binks bar bar drinks

[muppetshow2026]

jar jar binks picks up ice skating jar jar rinks jar jar binks getting bullied jar jar stinks

[deathgasmic]

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

[deathgasmic]

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that