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There are lots of reasons why fandom is "quieter" now than it used to be. Some theories are more compelling to me than others, and they all have a different scale of impact. We'll never know for sure, of course, but I like to think about it. Thus, this poll.
Of the list below, which reason do you find most compelling or do you think had the biggest impact?
New entrants to fandom don't know the old ways
fandom olds didn't teach the newcomers how to fandom
covid/surge in fandom due to quarantine and lockdowns
"antis" and other harassment campaigns against creators
creators posting complaints about comments (people worry about commenting wrong)
rise of discord popularity - fandom is walled off from each other
tumblr porn ban and other reasons people left the site
capitalism turning fandom into a passive "view and move on" commodity
rules from social media impacting fan culture (eg. don't comment on old posts)
general state of the world / burnout
social anxieties in an increasingly complex online culture
"surveillance state" worries and not wanting to be perceived
This is an incomplete list, so if your most compelling reason isn't listed, feel free to add it in the notes.
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at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?
none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby
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this is my favourite addition to this post by far everyone go home. this freak won the post
are you kidding me his bald ass is busted in a day
Let's go over the facts, shall we?
There are reports of methamphetamine with an unusual blue color popping up all over Albuquerque, New Mexico. No other places in the world have ever seen anything like it.
Except for those around Albuquerque. This makes it very likely that the meth lab, and by extension the cook, must reside in Albuquerque.
No shit.
Yeah. Look at Sherlock Holmes over here; telling us what we already know.
You wanna say that again, you son of a bitch?
If you're all done bickering, answer me this.
What do we know about the cook? Who is he? Why does he do this?
If we knew who he was, we'd have him in cuffs by now, genius.
That's not what I meant when I asked you who he was. What I meant was: of all places, why did he pick Albuquerque? Why does he even do this to begin with? A man that created the world's best meth seemingly overnight, and on purpose.
To make a lot of money. Same as the rest of them.
Yeah, the 'why' never really changes around here. I'm not sure why that's even a question. It's fairly obvious, unlike that first question of yours. Albuquerque, Santa Fe; that SOB could've set up anywhere he wanted.
Are you sure about that?
Alright then, uh...L, was it? What do you know fresh off the plane that my boys and I already don't?
It's not so much what I know, but what doesn't make sense to me.
To achieve a purity this high is no easy feat. The average cook achieves what...
...around sixty percent?
By comparison, this Heisenberg produces...what was it again?
99.1% purity.
99.1 percent. Just shy of perfection.
Why go through the extra effort of producing meth that pure? Even just a 10% purity lead would set him apart from the competition.
And yet, he produces that over, and over, and over again; never to drop below that exact number.
Why?
I don't know. Maybe he's trying to get the meth high score.
...what?
Tell me, Agent Schrader. What does it mean to make product that pure?
It means your parents failed you if your passion is pure meth. I mean...what? You're really gonna obsess over every gram of the stuff?
Yes. A man that skilled would measure everything meticulously. Every gram weighed; every milliliter accounted for.
Add the fact that there's no shortage of cold medicine in the area, this tells us that he's using an alternative recipe. Likely with chemicals that are not easy to acquire, or even know to the layman.
Again. Telling me stuff I already know. Heisenberg's a genius in the lab. So what?
Doesn't it strike you as odd that a man with that much knowledge of chemistry is just...sitting here in your own back yard? I mean, I'm no chemist, but surely a mind that brilliant would have no issue synthesizing legal compounds that would net him millions of dollars.
So I ask again: why this? Why methamphetamine? Why go through the risk of being rich this way when he could just as easily do it without being a criminal? Why strive for the perfect meth?
Well, shit. When you put it like that, doing this for the money doesn't make any sense. And if that's the case, going for meth that pure is like a kid going for a high score in the arcade.
Yes. He's just as likely to be prideful as he is intelligent.
With him, it's not about the means and their benefits. It's all about being on top. And he doesn't care who he has to hurt to get there.
I say, we pull up a database of all known chemists in Albuquerque. A guy that good has to be educated.
Yes, I had that very thought myself.
All chemists, eh? Do high school teachers count? Maybe we'll see Walt in there.
Apparently Tumblr has an image limit so I'll have to do a part 2.
Awfully funny that I hit that limit right when Walt was mentioned. Talk about accidental cliffhanger.
Walt? Who's Walt?
Eh, it's just my brother-in-law. Most interesting thing about him is his ongoing battle with cancer. Nice guy, though he flies off the handle sometimes. Then again, who doesn't?
Cancer? My condolences. How long has he known?
About a few months now. He's currently in remission, which...thank fuck, ya know?
How is he paying for his treatment? It was my understanding that healthcare in the United States is prohibitively expensive for severe cases like this.
Why are you so focused on him? Are you suspecting him of being Heisenberg?
Sometimes those most unsuspecting can commit the most horrible of crimes. I understand that you may have reservations about this, but I must consider everyone. Even if it's only a 1% chance that I may be correct.
Better make that zero. If Walt is Heisenberg, them I'm Tuco.
So you mean to tell me that this Walt guy gets cancer right around the time that the blue meth starts popping up, and you think nothing of it?
Global temperatures and human population only ever go up, but that doesn't mean global warming creates more people. Likewise, just because Walt got cancer right around the time this started doesn't mean shit.
Oh really? Then tell me: is he loaded? Or how is he paying for his treatment?
The man's no Richie Rich, but he makes enough to feed his family. Though, to answer your question you little smart ass, he has connections with friends in a very successful company. They offered to pay for his treatment; no questions asked.
That right?
DID YOU PAY FOR WALTER WHITE'S TREATMENT! YES OR NO!
NO! NO WE DIDN'T! WHO ARE YOU!?
Mello...
...what did I tell you about threatening people at gunpoint?
Hey. I got results, didn't I?
Walter White is a cancer patient that lied about the source of his funding. He's a high school teacher, so his yearly income is a joke. Forget paying for his cancer treatments; feeding his family must be hard on a salary like that.
It would be a no-brainer to take the Schwartz' money under those conditions, and yet he didn't. To me, this screams 'pride.' One of the traits we've assumed Heisenberg to have.
The fact that you didn't know he lied means he's keeping this from other people. Certainly his own family. That might explain why he's set up shop here.
It's not that he picked Albuquerque. Rather, his family prevents him from going somewhere else.
Under this lens, things certainly start adding up.
He's a middle-aged man; burderened by responsibility and poverty; smacked with what is essentially a death sentence. I can't imagine that most men would walk away from that completely unscathed.
Behavioral changes would most certainly follow.
By itself, this would warrant no suspicion.
But turning away an escape from bankruptcy while funding his own treatment with something unknown?
All while blue methamphetamine begins to flood the streets of his own back yard right after his diagnosis?
And with such an unrivaled lead in purity that drew the attention of the world?
Tell me, gentlemen. Does this truly warrant zero percent suspicion?
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what's that? gen z is trying to make me jerk off and moan like a girl?
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
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reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke
It’s kinda like this
i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him
Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it
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if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.
Right.
time to break this out again
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characters with no moral code are a lot of fun but characters with their own specific moral code that doesn’t align with the rest of the/their world are on another level always