tick-tock, the sound of time

You can call me Marvin.

[adulthoodisokay]

Honestly, Canada, now you’re just rubbing it in our faces.

[charlesoberonn]

Meme History in the making

The Age of the Cat is over

Let us commence The Age of the Frog

[theinturnetexplorer]

[femputations]

mewtwo is savage

[idktimdrake]

I need more pokemon shaming

[perceptionsofabrokenreality]

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

[passing-hour-blog]

Raichu looks adorable

[fuks]

[brianhenry]

This represents me.

[surprisebitch]

this represents my wrecked ass overflowing with nut

[passing-hour-blog]

Humanity has failed

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re a kid, dirty jokes are considered adult content, but when you’re an adult, they’re considered immature

[mariamlovesyou]

william shakespear

[passing-hour-blog]

This fkn guy

[passing-hour-blog]

My friends, 16-17 grown fkn guys, most of them looking 20 just ran off the beach resort chasing pokemons... I wanted to go out for a drink, but apperantly Pikachu is more important

[official-german-translationen]

I put the Mein in Meinung

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

[passing-hour-blog]

Puberty isnt so kind to everybody

[kaijuno]

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

[kaijuno]

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

[kaijuno]

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

[kaijuno]

do u see the horsies 

[kaijuno]

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

[kaijuno]

okay okay now i’ve found dogs

[cockyhorror]

This is the most innocent hack ever

[horrorandhalloween]

[gothicprep]

[moon-pepper]

comrade

[passing-hour-blog]

In soviet Russia flag eats you

[purupurupikopuyo]

the correct names for the buttons on a playstation controller

[the-good-the-bamf-the-ugly-blog]

pulling out your gun as mercy

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I had a dream abt weed

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime