[passingstorms]

anyway i miss johnny silverhand

[trishanicole90-deactivated20191]

I love that he refers to us as “his” assholes. 😂

[pasdecoeur]

hot take, and please understand that i love and respect him so much, but those suits john mulaney wears do so much of the comedic weight-lifting for him, it is un-believable.

i mean, here comes in this sweet-lookin white boy, in his tight little suit, all starched collar and neatly steam-pressed lapels, with a face like every high school valedictorian your mom wanted you to date, and he smiles and looks you dead in the eye, and says, “eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

of course the crowd loses its goddamn mind. what a fucking icon.

[grungekitty-77]

I think you’re really underselling the voice.

His voice matches that look to a tee. You hear that voice come out of that man and you think “That sounds correct. That voice fits my image of this man” That mental image being the weird kid in school whose parents didn’t let him go on field trips, your coworker that collects model trains, or that boring friend of your parents you never bothered to talk to.

So even if you don’t even see him, like my brother and I did when we first heard his stuff, listening to the audio, it STILL gets you like a gut punch to hear him say “FUCK DA POLICE!!”

Basically nothing about this man can warn or prepare you.

[axmxz]

what i find most striking is how many folks don’t realize that all this - the suit, the high-pitched whiny voice, the long awkward coltish strides he makes on stage, the nebbishy deference to everyone under the sun - is a persona john mulaney the comedian invented to do his killer stand up to its best effect.

[bigboobshaunt]

My favorite thing about Alistair’s romance path is that he, like, keeps confessing his feelings for the Warden, and he just doesn’t… stop doing that. It’s wonderful, he’s wonderful. 

He never felt that he was wanted, so not only is it hard for him to actually believe it, he also keeps reminding the Warden that they’re important to him.

[worldcircus]

Kind of gives you chills .

[kittygory-deactivated20210901]

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

[youreyesblazeout]

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

[derrieresandcankles]

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

[carlitos-guey]

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[teathattast]

[peychemilke]

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

[girogiro97]

So my brother tried to pet an iguana today…

[fattynoodles]

People always forget the tail….

[gretagerwisg]

#same

[louisironson]

In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heart out in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him

[pi4nobl4ck]

[delcisco]

NO WAY

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

Honestly how the fuck

[tyleroakley]

this did not disappoint

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Accurate

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Whelp …

[mattchupitchu]

This is BRILLIANT

[iasomye]

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

[staff]

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

[lattetimes]

why is it that you’ll answer to a meme post, but you won’t even look at the posts asking you to remove the Nazi/white supremacy/pedophilia tags?

[deletepedophiliaontumbr]

 @staff @support

[farmersagainstpedophiles]

@staff @support

[yourlocalmeme69-deactivated2025]

@staff @support

[children-against-pedophiles]

@staff @support

[vela-hates-creeps]

@staff @support

[lolbiit]

@staff @support

[chris-hansen-the-pedoslayer-blog]

@staff @support

[passingstorms]

@staff you just——

[baldursgatetwo]

The Dread Wolf Rises

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

[chucklesmahalam]

Solas by Aleksandrov Aleksandr 

Nalia by Саша Сон

Dress by PhotoOBRAZ

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inspired by @nipuni

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]