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jess | 28 | 🏳️‍🌈 | she/they | artist & cosplayer | multifandom | Armed Response (2017)'s #1 fan | https://linktr.ee/mondaynightmess

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

Catalina Cheng, “YOU ARE GAY AND CHINESE”

[60110306]

these horses are lesbians from the same artist!!!!!

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

[tartaguel]

you keep dancing with the devil, one day he’s gonna follow you home

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[kestalsblog]

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

[doesnotloveyou]

@tearyeyedcat this was beautifully written, thank you for adding it!

[charlesoberonn]

Another excuse for me to post Head Writer of ATLA Aaron Ehasz’s great characters board:

[vergils-beloved]

we are all selfshipping today

[adanddavid]

[megslibrary]

In honor of Carrie and Star Wars Day. May the force be with you!

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

never forget

[neuroxin]

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

[rudeteens]

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

[glamourweaver]

Muppet Frankenstein, where the only human actor is the Monster, and he has no prosthetics. Everyone just reacts to the one human in their world as a horrific monster. The body parts before the animation are even visibly felt Muppet limbs, but the creature rises as a human.

[jayalaw]

Wouldn’t this be a happier movie considering Gonzo would be in it and Gonzo would befriend the monster?

[glamourweaver]

Well lets remember how these movies work and the Muppet lore around them. The Monster would not meet “Gonzo”, if he encountered that Muppet it would be a character from the novel BEING PLAYED BY GONZO.

But Gonzo could play someone like Alphonse and never actually meet the Monster directly.

He could also play De Lacey and actually befriend the Monster briefly before his kids (Rizzo and Yolanda?) ruin it.

[jayalaw]

Okay that’s a fair point. Gonzo would have to be a significant character because that’s his thing. But maybe he never gets a chance to befriend the monster

[fairycosmos]

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

[fairycosmos]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[noraspancakes]

Always reblog the Scottish roofer

[aidashakur]

trials and tribulations ass year